Laugh at Carlscum thread

[Dave The Man]

God the Delusional over at the Scums Bigfooty Forum

[stoliboy]

Holy Moly!

Carlton are still a shot at the wooden spoon.

Current Ladder is:

16. Gold Coast - 14 points - 76.23%
17. Carlton - 12 points - 66.20%
18. Brisbane - 8 points - 64.25%

Next Week is the Battle of the Spoon:

Saturday 15th August 2015, 7:20pm
Brisbane vs Carlton
Gabba

Bookies have Brisbane $1.79 to Carlton $1.97.

[stoliboy]

Brisbane need to win by about 22 points to go ahead.

e..g. 87-65 would do it.

[Jezza]

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Clem Smith, Dylan Buckley and Nick Holman are exciting players to watch, but they are pretty much the reason why we have lost. Momentum killers they are. Not enough discipline.

Gave away goals on a platter.

a 3 goal loss to collingwood of all teams, never felt so good.

Skills are atrocious, and who'd want to be a forward with that supply

Yeah the loss had nothing to do with White on Pendlebury, Wood getting about one possession or Tuohy having a shocker on Fasolo. Let's blame the new guys.

our turnovers still kill us.

Bad:
-Wood, nowhere near good enough at the moment
- Henderson, actually is making me sick to watch. He doesn't care. Does not try. Is a disgrace to the jumper and should never play for Carlton again. He doesn't want to be there so why should we continue with this????
- Walker, sad to say but he is finished. Couldn't even make the distance from 40. A great player and Carlton person but his body is done. I hope they keep him on as a mentor of sorts.
- Our forward line, we smashed the clearances and defence did enough but we had very few marks up forward and poor entry

That game was winnable , but the club as a whole does not know how to anymore

It's really depressing that only three players look quality

Our biggest development issue is a terrible vfl side that gives no representation of actual afl football

Both teams were below par today which made for some painful watching. Of course when it comes to skill execution we're always worse than our contemporaries. I was pleased with our effort to make a game of it when Collingwood looked like burning us off early in the third quarter. I had that uneasy feeling that the last quarter we saw against North was about to unfold. The attacking lift in our game left us exposed when the ball was turned over. Collingwood's bottom feeders go into overdrive when they sniff a goal. We couldn't get a player who could to beat Fasolo in one on ones and he was the best forward on the ground.

The forward line was mainly dysfunctional today. Lot of work in the off-season required.

As for me, I'm cooked. This has been a very tough season and I'm feeling the pinch.

God damn it, you had one job to do guys ONE JOB!

Handball, handball, handball! We do have feet boys! Use them!

[piedys]

Holy Moly!

Carlton are still a shot at the wooden spoon.

Current Ladder is:

16. Gold Coast - 14 points - 76.23%
17. Carlton - 12 points - 66.20%
18. Brisbane - 8 points - 64.25%

Next Week is the Battle of the Spoon:

Saturday 15th August 2015, 7:20pm
Brisbane vs Carlton
Gabba

Bookies have Brisbane $1.79 to Carlton $1.97.

Stols, this reeks of tank-fest 2015 doesn't it?
May well be one of the worst games of recent seasons.
Could play out like that Melbourne game a few years ago, when the coach played every bloke in the team out of position, for "experience"... but certainly not to assist with ladder positioning for draft picks...

Might be worth watching just to see the deliberate lack of effort...

[swoop42]

Carlton giving Eddies money to Dale.

LOL.

[Pies4shaw]

Eddie Betts kicking 100 goals over less than 2 seasons at Adelaide.

[Mossi]

Haven't kicked a goal in 50 minutes against Brisbane!!!!!

[selkevh]

Their ineptitude knows no bounds

[swoop42]

Wooden spoon or miss out on No.1 pick?

Difficult decision?

Not for the scum.

Tank away.

[stoliboy]

[Dave The Man]

Carlton are Worse then the Top VFL Sides

[Jezza]

Bahahahahahahaha Carlton's hit a new low now!!!

MB is absent tonight so I'll be posting quotes from both TankingCarlton and BigFooty! Back soon...

[stoliboy]

NEW Ladder!!!!!!!

16. Gold Coast - 14 points - 76.2%
17. Brisbane - 12 points - 68.8%
18. Carlton - 12 points - 65.2%

[Jezza]

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Tank has been rolled out

I don't like watching footy from the Gabba.

goal-less quarter against the bottom team. this club is horrible, and should be closed down.

tank or no tank, this is disgraceful. who would want to coach this shitheap?

Amazing how people think we are tanking...

We are so bad its not funny.
Terrible quarter.
Can we ask the AFL for a priority pick please.

You've already got enough priority picks!

looks like the tankers might be happy tonight...

This is horrible

MY god our players are so dumb!

You'd like to think we're tanking...

Priority Pick

this is the worst i have ever seen this club. this is just disgusting. this is not even tanking, the players have no soul

the whole club is pathetic. good thing is, we are stuck with this for a long long time

4 spoons in 14 yrs.

How embarrassing

How wonderful

43% effective by foot.
Pathetic

Game officially over.
Wooden spoon is ours.

This is just plain embarrassing.

Safe to say Barker won't be getting the job...

Wonder if Robbo will say in the interview "we knew that Carlton like to play bruise free footy"

How shit are we when even the bottom side physically and mentally dominate us. FFS show some spirit and stand up for yourselves.

so... 11 goals to none. nada, zero, zilch. no, not against Hawthorn, against Brisbane!!!! embarrassing doesn't describe it

Can someone do a percentage calculation, I'm out for a birthday dinner and pretty much hammered.

I'm shocked to be sitting here watching this.

If barker gets the job, I'm done.

Getting thrashed by the bottom side team.
This is pathetic!!! A lot worst than the Pagan days.

Music to my ears!

Lucky we have all that recent success to fall back on and get us through another rebuild :banghead:

We will likely @#$%&! it up too.

Next few years won't be pretty.

The pkayers tonight are worst then the pagan era they are shit.

Carlton on track to set a new record by having two coaches sacked in one season. Barks, get out while you can! run, and don't look back!!

Breaking new records in our history, the first time we'll finish 18th

Congratulations!

The live percentage for NOW is:
Carlton 65.2%
Brisbane 67.7%

We will be at the bottom of the ladder if the game is stopped now.

Don't you dare lose by less than 30

TANKING at its finest!

Oh what I would give for Mick Martin

Please stop referring to Lions as being the "bottom team", we've owned that since we lost to them earlier in the year - they've just been keeping bottom spot warm for us until we met again.

Worst list, worst team - end of story.

Burn the joint down!

can we forfeit that game?

Dermie just said that Carlton might have to recruit someone like Mitch Robinson.

We are bad but who didn't know this?

This guy at the start of the year!

Weak as piss

"Make no mistake, Brisbane are a VERY good team"

Remember how we used to wait for press conferences after games like this. Statements like this from Mick Malthouse really United us. We were all much closer

I miss those times.

Carlton: 65.4%
Brisbane: 68.6%

well this has been fun, we should all do it again some time.

thanks all TC'ers for keeping me company and keeping me smiling during this rabble.

BS, where's my vegemite toast?

bye all!

I suggest we sign our new coach before he changes his mind...

I dont give a flower about picks. We're about to get done by 10 goals to the bottom team. Club is putrid.

think about it FFS

draft pick #1 but what else?

what have Brisbane been bleating about? a priority pick

the AFL in their right mind can not give them one over us on the back of this game.

job done Carlton, well played