Laugh at Carlscum thread

[matrightyeh]

lol getting smashed by port

[ClokingDevice]

DANCING WITH THE DUDS

[Magpie Jack]

Carlton have proved once and for all that they are not a one man team. They can lose with or without Judd in the team.

It just goes to show what happens with the depth on your list when one player is chewing up all the salary cap. 2 injuries in their midfield and they can't get over Port Adelaide.

I guess that's why they call it the Blues !!!!! Well said Elton.

[Piesnchess]

Notice the common theme amongst all those posts from Blues fans?

It's all the coaches fault. Sack Ratts.

The players get away scott free and always have at that club. What makes me laugh most is that your average Blues supporter thinks they have a premiership winning list and should be winning premierships by the truckload.

Is there a word for shared delusion on such a grand scale?

YEAH, the sad wankers actually DO believe they have a "premiership winning list" they RARELY blame the players. Look, as i said to them on Bigfooty-then copped an infraction- Ratten is probably no better or worse than most coaches. FACT is, if MM or Roos or Scott was there i dont reckon itd make much difference at all. Gibbs would still be a pansy, Kruez grossly overrated, Judd would still be ageing and slowing, their back six would still be shit, and their forward line no better than just so so. NO coach can change that, and to rebuild would take years, and as we know, Carlton fans have NO PATIENCE AND DESPISE REBUILDING. !

[jack_spain]

Jeez some Scum fans are fairdinkum dickheads. Some scum turd on radio just said the Scums current list "can win the flag if we get rid of Ratten, and get Malthouse, and malthouse could win us a flag and stick it up Collingwood for giving him the arse. " What a deluded f-ckwit, as if MM would go to that bunch of cheating bastards, in his golden years of family and grandkids. MM has principles and the lying cheats from Scumland have NO principles or morals whatsoever, he would loathe the creeps. !

Malthouse will coach Carlton next year. Lock it in Eddie!

[mandy]

Clearly math is not their strong suit.

That's half the problem - half the leadership group is out injured and other 75% are out of form..

[Dark Lord]

When it comes to the game between them and us in Round 3, I'm reminded of the last line from the Fawlty Towers episode, The Germans; "How ever did they win?"

[jack_spain]

Some more chunder from TankingCarlton.com:

"the players the coaches should have their eyes wired open and made to watch replays and replays of this game for the pain the supporters had to endure watching this crap. 3 goals in 3 qrts....... no heart....."

"What a useless, soft bunch of fumble-wanks. looked utterly pathetic out there."

"Is this a season defining loss?"

"Lost every key stat. Lost every quarter...wtf?"

"Get out of my club Ratts and take
Sticks
Hughes
Cord
Riley

And any other fcked responsible for this sh1t with you."

"I feel like a richmond of old supporter absolutely undeniably the worst piece of &()!!!! Performance ive seen. "

"no guts, pathetic. they can start planning their september holidays now.
glad i watched melbourne's last quarter win against bummers - showed us what heart was all about."

"Just a horrific result for the cfc. Top 4 is gone. Another heartless, soft and weak as piss performance. I'm not sure anybody. In that team can be happy with that result. Basically, a result which makes me question my loyalty to this club. That in itself makes me furious!"

"The last coach lost the players.
This coach has lost the players.
The next coach will lose the players."

"!@#$%& this shit. I no longer give a !@#$%&. There are so many other things that are better than watching that shit.

For those of you who stick around, make sure Synbad is President by the end of the year, at least there will be someone who knows his arse from his elbow running the place.

A big !@#$%& you to those who have ruined our club."

"FMD! we have gone backwards at a rate of knots this year. peaked in round 3, and thought the rest of the year would be a cakewalk. at least the old (misplaced) Carlton arrogance is back!"

"rattens words at quarter time as soon as he said we need to slow the play down
i knew we were fuc@#$"

"What a pathetic and spineless display and useless coaching performance by Ratten tonight. You can talk about injuries but the complete lack of effort by most of the players tonight and, in most of the big matches this year is profoundly disturbing. I have been a Ratten supporter in the past but the way the team is playing is terrible. There is no spirit and definitely no heart. I cannot see us making the finals this year and now have serious doubts as to whether Ratten can take us any further. God help us with what will probably happen when we play Geelong next week at Etihad where there is no room for anyone to hide.

I know it is fashionable to blame the coach but, this team is playing in the same manner as when the finally sacked Pagan. You have to wonder, if this keeps on will Ratten last the year out?"

"That was a poorly-prepared side who were poorly coached, and most tellingly, don't particularly seem to hurt when we lose. It's all a bit too 'comfortable' and pleasant, really."

"We are the new Richmond. Nobody has the balls to demand success."

"On a perfect night for Brock he proved, yet again, that we made a mistake."

"Carlton look like a team that is playing with no desire or belief. If you didn't know better you'd think we were 14th in the final round of the season looking at the half hearted and uninterested effort the team is putting in."

"Ratts presser says it all. NFI whatsoever."

Yeah. The more we hate each other the more alike we become.

Sounds like Nick's after our Round 3 loss. Remember?

[jack_spain]

Ratten is the worst coach in the AFL... lets make sure he stays at the scum.

Should be coach for life

And just think, they nearly got Michael Voss.

[Brenny]

I just got my popcorn. They are talking about Carlton now, on SEN.

[John Wren]

Some more chunder from TankingCarlton.com:

"the players the coaches should have their eyes wired open and made to watch replays and replays of this game for the pain the supporters had to endure watching this crap. 3 goals in 3 qrts....... no heart....."

"What a useless, soft bunch of fumble-wanks. looked utterly pathetic out there."

"Is this a season defining loss?"

"Lost every key stat. Lost every quarter...wtf?"

"Get out of my club Ratts and take
Sticks
Hughes
Cord
Riley

And any other fcked responsible for this sh1t with you."

"I feel like a richmond of old supporter absolutely undeniably the worst piece of &()!!!! Performance ive seen. "

"no guts, pathetic. they can start planning their september holidays now.
glad i watched melbourne's last quarter win against bummers - showed us what heart was all about."

"Just a horrific result for the cfc. Top 4 is gone. Another heartless, soft and weak as piss performance. I'm not sure anybody. In that team can be happy with that result. Basically, a result which makes me question my loyalty to this club. That in itself makes me furious!"

"The last coach lost the players.
This coach has lost the players.
The next coach will lose the players."

"!@#$%& this shit. I no longer give a !@#$%&. There are so many other things that are better than watching that shit.

For those of you who stick around, make sure Synbad is President by the end of the year, at least there will be someone who knows his arse from his elbow running the place.

A big !@#$%& you to those who have ruined our club."

"FMD! we have gone backwards at a rate of knots this year. peaked in round 3, and thought the rest of the year would be a cakewalk. at least the old (misplaced) Carlton arrogance is back!"

"rattens words at quarter time as soon as he said we need to slow the play down
i knew we were fuc@#$"

"What a pathetic and spineless display and useless coaching performance by Ratten tonight. You can talk about injuries but the complete lack of effort by most of the players tonight and, in most of the big matches this year is profoundly disturbing. I have been a Ratten supporter in the past but the way the team is playing is terrible. There is no spirit and definitely no heart. I cannot see us making the finals this year and now have serious doubts as to whether Ratten can take us any further. God help us with what will probably happen when we play Geelong next week at Etihad where there is no room for anyone to hide.

I know it is fashionable to blame the coach but, this team is playing in the same manner as when the finally sacked Pagan. You have to wonder, if this keeps on will Ratten last the year out?"

"That was a poorly-prepared side who were poorly coached, and most tellingly, don't particularly seem to hurt when we lose. It's all a bit too 'comfortable' and pleasant, really."

"We are the new Richmond. Nobody has the balls to demand success."

"On a perfect night for Brock he proved, yet again, that we made a mistake."

"Carlton look like a team that is playing with no desire or belief. If you didn't know better you'd think we were 14th in the final round of the season looking at the half hearted and uninterested effort the team is putting in."

"Ratts presser says it all. NFI whatsoever."

Yeah. The more we hate each other the more alike we become.

Sounds like Nick's after our Round 3 loss. Remember?

no, just you.

[jack_spain]

Some more chunder from TankingCarlton.com:

"the players the coaches should have their eyes wired open and made to watch replays and replays of this game for the pain the supporters had to endure watching this crap. 3 goals in 3 qrts....... no heart....."

"What a useless, soft bunch of fumble-wanks. looked utterly pathetic out there."

"Is this a season defining loss?"

"Lost every key stat. Lost every quarter...wtf?"

"Get out of my club Ratts and take
Sticks
Hughes
Cord
Riley

And any other fcked responsible for this sh1t with you."

"I feel like a richmond of old supporter absolutely undeniably the worst piece of &()!!!! Performance ive seen. "

"no guts, pathetic. they can start planning their september holidays now.
glad i watched melbourne's last quarter win against bummers - showed us what heart was all about."

"Just a horrific result for the cfc. Top 4 is gone. Another heartless, soft and weak as piss performance. I'm not sure anybody. In that team can be happy with that result. Basically, a result which makes me question my loyalty to this club. That in itself makes me furious!"

"The last coach lost the players.
This coach has lost the players.
The next coach will lose the players."

"!@#$%& this shit. I no longer give a !@#$%&. There are so many other things that are better than watching that shit.

For those of you who stick around, make sure Synbad is President by the end of the year, at least there will be someone who knows his arse from his elbow running the place.

A big !@#$%& you to those who have ruined our club."

"FMD! we have gone backwards at a rate of knots this year. peaked in round 3, and thought the rest of the year would be a cakewalk. at least the old (misplaced) Carlton arrogance is back!"

"rattens words at quarter time as soon as he said we need to slow the play down
i knew we were fuc@#$"

"What a pathetic and spineless display and useless coaching performance by Ratten tonight. You can talk about injuries but the complete lack of effort by most of the players tonight and, in most of the big matches this year is profoundly disturbing. I have been a Ratten supporter in the past but the way the team is playing is terrible. There is no spirit and definitely no heart. I cannot see us making the finals this year and now have serious doubts as to whether Ratten can take us any further. God help us with what will probably happen when we play Geelong next week at Etihad where there is no room for anyone to hide.

I know it is fashionable to blame the coach but, this team is playing in the same manner as when the finally sacked Pagan. You have to wonder, if this keeps on will Ratten last the year out?"

"That was a poorly-prepared side who were poorly coached, and most tellingly, don't particularly seem to hurt when we lose. It's all a bit too 'comfortable' and pleasant, really."

"We are the new Richmond. Nobody has the balls to demand success."

"On a perfect night for Brock he proved, yet again, that we made a mistake."

"Carlton look like a team that is playing with no desire or belief. If you didn't know better you'd think we were 14th in the final round of the season looking at the half hearted and uninterested effort the team is putting in."

"Ratts presser says it all. NFI whatsoever."

Yeah. The more we hate each other the more alike we become.

Sounds like Nick's after our Round 3 loss. Remember?

no, just you.

Ah JW, the Collingwood supporter so weird he actually loves the other teams.

[Piesnchess]

Jeez some Scum fans are fairdinkum dickheads. Some scum turd on radio just said the Scums current list "can win the flag if we get rid of Ratten, and get Malthouse, and malthouse could win us a flag and stick it up Collingwood for giving him the arse. " What a deluded f-ckwit, as if MM would go to that bunch of cheating bastards, in his golden years of family and grandkids. MM has principles and the lying cheats from Scumland have NO principles or morals whatsoever, he would loathe the creeps. !

Malthouse will coach Carlton next year. Lock it in Eddie!

DEPENDS Jack, I dont think impatient Scum fans are prepared to wait ten years to have him deliver a flag to them. And I reckon his boundary line gamplan would drive em nuts too. !

[woftam]

Not going to get any easier for them in the coming weeks either.

They have

Cats @ Etihad
Eagles @ Perth
Bye
Hawks @ MCG
Pies @ MCG

Nasty draw coming up for them.

[Pies4shaw]

For those of you who weren't able to cheer the Blooz on last night, the AFL's "smart replay" is now available: http://www.smartreplay.afl.com.au/?roun ... ality=high