Laugh at Carlscum thread

[MagpieBat]

GEEZUSKRYST, that was close!

Jezza, double-time to the Batmobile! We have work to do!

Back shortly...

[Clifton Hill-Billy]

Cue the carltank porn please magpiebat

[Stupied]

Hahahah! A 5 point loss is even more heartbreaking for them than a 100 point loss. Wonderful!

[Deja Vu]

35Forever will be devastated

[stoliboy]

#MalthouseOut

[thebaldfacts]

Thought Micky was going to have a heart attack when they showed him in the box near the end.

What's better than Carlton losing by 10 goals, Carlton losing by 5 points

[ANNODAM]

Ahhh, Carlton providing us with so many, many LOLs this season.

And I, for one am LOVING it!

[Jezza]

GEEZUSKRYST, that was close!

Jezza, double-time to the Batmobile! We have work to do!

Back shortly...

All aboard the Batmobile, I have work to do at BigFooty!

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[Piesnchess]

Just after the 1979 GF, when we flogged our guts out against the scum to go down by only five points, the Bluescum Pres, Harris, said laughingly " Whats better than beating the Pies by ten goals in a grannie, beating em by five points. !" Then the old laughed and laughed. I have never forgotten that shocking bad sportsmanship by them, never.

Tonight, seeing the scum and dollar daisy try THEIR GUTS out but still get done, made me think of that, and gives me a very warm glow inside. Suffer you bluescum creeps,season over, now piss off and wallow in your own excrement and bile. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. !!

[mandy]

I've had a peek at their sites, and without taking anything away from bat or Jezza, it was apparently all the umpires fault.

Yep. ALL.

If only they knew how shit they were.....

Take it away boys....!

[mandy]

double

[Nick - Pie Man]

Looking forward to tonight's entertainment

[MagpieBat]

Tinny flower

Garlett very costly with his poor conversion and dropping of his head

Gibbs a ripper game

ABOLISH THE @#$%&! BOUNCE YOU SHIT FOR BRAINS FOOLS

EXPLAIN THE LOGIC IN PUTTING THE WHISTLE AWAY

Kelly just admitted it was a free to Menzel.

Garlett kicks that and we're 22 points up... game over... I've had enough of him

Selwood........one f@#$%^n touch all game!!!!

And Bruce creams himself...........

Where was the free to Menz for being polaxed in the square ????
Only Selwood can get frees for too high...
Umpires do it to us again :banghead:

Lol, what?!

1979 called. It wants its irony back.

waah waah sour grapes waah waah

but get @#$%&!

the umpiring of this sport is rotten

Imagine if Selwood was in the goal square and copped what Menz did in the last minute?

They didn't deserve to win

@#$%&! useless arsehole maggots again

Even came through in the post-game shit

flowers sake

Definite free to Menzel. Even Kelly thought so.

Gibbs is a star and is worth whatever $$$ he asks for.

As usual the umpires can GAGF, but to be fair, they would have bottled it just as badly if we'd been up 5 points and a Geelong player had been taken high in the ridiculous maul at the end. These people are not magistrates, they are film directors.

two words.....mentally weak

Two weeks in a row we've been 16 points up with about 10 minutes to go and been unable to seal the deal. Different set of circumstances I know, but still disappointing. I suspect it's more mental than fitness, but we seem to struggle more than most in red time.

Good effort tonight, but it was our best chance in a long time to beat Geelong and we couldn't finish it.

Not that we're spoilt for choice with other options, but I wouldn't care if that's the last time we see Waite in navy blue.

I thought it might have been our night when Gibbs kicked that goal with 3 minutes to go...... :banghead:

Why don't we get on the defensive side when defending? If we did the little things better we would be a whole lot better team. Everyone knows the umpires are shit, but we have to do the things we can control better.

Gibbs: best game for Carlton

Garlett: footsteps - time to go

And the umpires need some balls to pay a free when it's there, regardless of the state of the game.

Being robbed is never much fun, but
we came off a day break, they had 8.
The Cats got 4 goals up which, we may normally have given up.
Gibbs.
Mick did pretty well with his moves in the game.

And yet is still winless against Chris Scott...

P#ss off Jeff please. Mick, you gave him a go and he's jibbed it this week and last. Cost us the game tonite twice.

Cream puff.

We would ve won in Nick Graham played

..we are a dumb, dumb football team.. ..basic football, plant a defensive sweeper behind the stoppage.. ..again and again we fail to do the basics..

Mark Stevens - how is this guy a "journalist"?

Great setup leaving all that space in front of the stoppage

There should have been a sweeper sitting there

They did it time and time again in the last qtr; set it up for a third man up......left the gate open!

Throw in the centre bounce that went out of the circle that wasn't recalled that resulted in a goal, throws, dropping the ball, incorrct disposals and that menzel doesn't have a head, geez the umps love Geelong....

Great effort but simply not enough reward for our efforts

It's been a problem for a number of years

We had them on toast but our loser mentality is ingrained now

Gibbs plays out of his skin and we still can't win

We are so predictable in our unpredictability

There were a couple of missed chances late.
Garlett takes that mark and has a shot but the worse one was the left foot snal from 15 out that was only a metre and a half above the ground and bounced off a Geelong player.
MM leaving Rowe on Hawkins too long.
Those are the sorts of things that cost us the game. Not the umpiring. I agree that they shouldn't 'put away the whistle, especially when it's in the goal square but that happens every week. And if MM thinks the umpiring cost us the game he should say so and we cop the fine. What's $20k in this environment? He almost said it about Yarran's mark last week that cost us the game but fell short. maybe the Menzell one will tip him. But that doesn't take away the fact we grabbed defeat from the jaws of victory.
In the last two minutes we had twenty possessions and NOT ONE of them was a kick to a mark. We just belted away instead of looking for an inch of space and controlling the footy. One mark and we win.

I tipped us to lose by 25 in a hard game so i am disappointed with the loss but happy we had a go. It would have been pretty easy to read the papers this week and get thrashed by ateam coming off a hiding.

Well done boys. You'll learn from it. That amount of intensity every week will win more than they'll lose.

Next week Hawthorn I think. We owe them. Then Collingwood.

Some you win, some you lose. We could have won this but we should have won last week. That's what kills you.

should've been a free against their runner


this site is running as slow as Brock

Got to the gate prematch - apparently an all ticketed game: extra charge on top of membership. We don't even sit at thiis venue. So we left. And guess what? 10 000 empty seats. Stop making it so hard for people to enjoy the footy.

I was sure we were going to get a free in the end.

That's how we felt in 1979...

Tough cheese, Carlton. So near, yet oh so far...

[Jezza]

Laughter courtesy of BigFooty's Carlton forum!

****

F..k the AFL.
We lost by less than a goal and the Cats got a goal from the worst umpiring decision I have ever seen, that bounce in the centre that the umpire never recalled killed us.

I take no responsibility anything I say or type in the next hour.

******* maggots.

In b4 (enter collingwood ******* name here)

"How did daisy go"

******* hate losing.

We love seeing you lose!

McLean. 2 dumb handballs + dumb positioning = 3 Geelong last 1/4 goals

16 points up again and still find a way to lose.......great to show some heart but gut wrenching to lose

Friggen hell, hate to slag off the umps but that was chronic !!

The excuses have officially begun!

F#%^ me , nothing is going our way .... We just do not know how to win

I am jacks overwhelming sense of disappointment

Find a ******* pit of fire so I can throw those umps in. **** off.

Starting to see how we felt in 1979!

A really hard loss to take. Couple of the boys look absolutely gutted , first time this year it looked like it meant something.

What a frustrating game - not sure which was more horrendous, the umpiring or the commentary.

Guttered, deserved that one. Umpiring woeful again....we just don't seem to have any luck whatsoever

we were ****** by a bunch of pricks in yellow... again... and we didnt even get a kiss

Bloody hell....I am gutted

Good night

Bloody hell...I am elated

Good night

Very disappointing... Murph's face said it all on the broadcast...

eriously, I don't normally go this path, but I've had e-*******-nuff. Last week, ok, smacked umpires. Awful, lets call it a one off.
BUT NOW

Menzal nearly gets knocked out in the square, and we have a ******* geelong runner, make ruddy contact with a player again, in the square, AND NOTHING!

ENOUGH!!!!

**** the fine, wear it Mick.....get in the press conference, and let the AFL and their part time shambles umpire department, ******* have it!!

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!

Very disappointed. Regardless of the utter shite umpiring, we still should have iced the game.

Sigh.

I thought I wouldn't care. I thought I had accepted we would look good, but stumble.

But still it burns

[Jezza]