Laugh at Carlscum thread

[ANNODAM]

They can still make it provided they beat PA & we lose to North next week.
PA are in regardless.

It might be beneficial to let NM win just so we can screw the Scums chances even further providing ESS lose their points.

[MagpieBat]

Betts lost us the game with that miss should have put the game away

filthy cheats

NEVER have I been so disgusted in my football club!!!!!!

NEVER have I been so happy with it!

Seriously, !@#$%& this club. GAGF each and every one!! (except simmo)

get !@#$%& carlton

!@#$%& right off

Could see that coming.

What a bunch of useless !@#$%& pretenders.

Unable to speak

Allow me to let your colleagues do the talking...

I'm just !@#$%& gutted.
They should have won that by a mile.
They don't know how to play when there's something at stake.
Murphy is useless atm and I don't care why.

Win next week we still make the 9...

Ha, wit! Love it!

We are so shit

Yup.

I have never so close to calling it quits with this club

Sticks you need to go now

Reverse schadenfreude!

Fitting end to an absolute tragicomedy of a "performance".

Murphy must lose the captaincy!!!!

Murphy our worst player followed swiftly by Mrs Robinson.

Seriously forget the fact they're cheats
Focus on us
We are dismall
Betts no leadership should hav iced the game
Murphy deplorable as captain. Simpson should be skipper
Waite terrible for 90% of the night

Can't blame the kids
They're kids
McCinnes, Graham , Levi shocking at the death but they're kids

yeah integrity goddard

good one

!@#$%& pussy

Let the clean out begin! This is long overdue.

We can't even beat a pack of lying scumbag cheats!

Yes Murphy awfully out of form and should be in the twos

!@#$%&

And THAT, I think, says it all...

[MagpieBat]

!@#$%& pathetic kade Simpson your excused

Is this what it feels like to be a Roos supporter?

We are the new North.

Carlton - the Essendon** gift horse that keeps on giving

!@#$%& this club...

roos are miles ahead of us

I'm f #@*&$ ing disgusted.

!@#$%& next week
!@#$%& the finals if Essendon* lose their points
Start Culling Now Micky and just forfeit next week,,,,,

tonight felt like the Pagan era revisited

One team is a calamitous, mismanaged disgrace of a club, the laughing stock of the AFL.

The other is Essendon*.

Sitting at the ground. Felt inevitable. Average side.

I don't want to play finals by default

It could only be worse if Anus Monfries kicked the game winner.

Don't worry, he'll do that next week...

So, all that posting in the Essendon* thread has really come back to bite us, hey.

Thanks guys.

simmo the only one who can hold his head high

the rest can get !@#$%&

curnow can have a rub of simmos beard if he wants though

Please don't yell at them Mick, you'll make them cry!

Should have !@#$%& buried them in the first quarter.

Should have had a !@#$%& crack in the second quarter.

Should have !@#$%& buried them in the third quarter.

Should have !@#$%& given a shit in the last quarter.

UNACCEPTABLE!!!

Turs's last game and we send him off on a high

!@#$%& this retarded club

Did not hurt like earlier in the year, we won except on the scoreboard.
Somehow we could not kick the goals, Essendon* hung in and won. They were not the better team but made shots count.

We have too many players that choke under pressure.

Why am I still tuned into Ch.7 for the Essendon* song? I must really hate myself. My wife is hiding at the other end of the house.

all those 500 odd pages of the Essendon* threads over the last few months are just a escape from the agony of following this club

it's sickening

it's pathetic

Haven't been this angry for a long, long time.
We don't deserve to gloat.
Finals? Pffft

our players should be made to watch those !@#$%& sing their song over and over and over again all offseason and all pre season and after every insipid loss next year

You reap what you sow.

What goes around comes around.

Fools rush in.

What a pathetic piece of sh1t this club is!

Paint had better be peeling off those walls tonight. Just publicly name and shame them.

doesn't matter that we have spuds like joseph,duigan and warnock in the side. that was unforgivable. Even by our lofty standards of choking. that was one out of the box

OK

Calm response -

They are a better team than us.

But we choked.


Our forward line, structures, and goal kicking have been an issue for years.
(not to mention mental weakness)

When will someone fix this??

When will someone make Johnny Barker accountable??
When will someone learn to draft forwards that can kick goals ? (Menzel is a good start)
When will someone swallow their pride and realise we need more help & a better goal kicking coach?

Why are these questions so obvious, yet no ground has been made on this?

Why have we been impotent in front of goal since Fev left?

Just shambolic.

Lose next week and still stumble into 9th. Essendon** get points deducted.

Then we can go down in history as the worst team ever to play in the finals. One way for the 2013 Carlton team to be remembered.

its not about finals

its about !@#$%& pride

how the !@#$%& do you let that mob beat us like that

!@#$%& the finals who gives a shit

but !@#$%& care about the jumper at the very least

This will hurt WAY more mate, we've turned Hird into a conquering hero/martyr... another spiritless thumping would have give him the anticlimactic kick up the arse he deserved. That club song was the most boisterous I've ever heard... made me phyiscally ill.

We are so bloody weak!!!!!! a little push and then we are out of the contest.

Couldn't give a !@#$%& about finals!

In fact, if I was carlton, I would forfit the spot and give it to a team that deserves it.... Cause we sure as hell don't!!!

Gibbs, Yarran, Betts - all poor.

"Hand it to me on a silver platter" type football. Pathetic.

Some games of football turn on a solitary moment
Betts' missed shot on goal when he should have iced it from point blank range was the turning point
No leadership throughout bar Simpson
Waite hopeless all night
Murphy MIA again. Refuses to impose himself on the game by refusing to hunt the ball
Gibbs missed chance to ice it from a comfy set shot

Levi, Graham, McCinness choked but they're kids
You excuse them

But you don't excuse so called leaders
Murphy
Betts
Waite
Gibbs

It leaves a dirty taste in your mouth being beaten by the cheats. How hard is it watching the cheats celebrate like their honest people. i don't want to play finals because the cheats are proven to be what they are. Pissed off!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[matrix10]

Bravo MAgpieBat! Bravo!

[Piesnchess]

Murphy is, beyond doubt, the WORST Captain in the League, a little front running gutless prick, and those words are from scum fans, not me. He is far, far worse than our Maxy, has no guts and skills are way behind our Pendles and swannie. The old man has some major list concerns, and murphy is one of em. LOL

[think better]

I am a man of simple pleasures - this is one of them!

[think better]

I am a man of simple pleasures - this is one of them!

[think better]

I am a man of simple pleasures - this is one of them!

[ANNODAM]

I wonder why there's an * next to Essendon's name?

[Nick - Pie Man]

Must be a word filter thing. Maybe the * means they use drugs so don't take the win literally.

[MagpieBat]

How???!!!!! !@#$%& how???!!!!

I expected it all week. They keep on letting us down.
Run over again. We were spent. Midfield simply doesnt bat deep enough.
Levi just kick the !@#$%& thing to the top of the !@#$%& square!

What this game highlights is the lack of leadership at the club except for Kade Simpson.
The rest cant handle the pressure
The club must rid Murphy of the captaincy

You stupid a holes. You made us see those drop punts yahooing like theyd just won the flag.

Most pathetic club going around, joke...
No excuses!!!!
Feel free to trade anyone...
I feel sick. Over this s}#]{ club.
End of the year can't come quick enough

We should ask the AFL to strip us of our points.

I am now officially over this bunch of pansies we have representing us. Just no spine whatsover. I hope Essendon* keep their points because we don't deserve shit.

heartless, soft, weak minded, lilly-livered flowers.

I AM so over this mob. sack them all, and start with Murphy

That game would be exhibit A for tanking. Unfortunately we are no good.

Except for Simmo the players are just not up o it we have the 3 worst no 1 draft picks in the history of the draft a this club

And Sticks you can go your own way

i reckon about 3 players would feel as angry as we do right now

Murphy is the worst captain in my lifetime. My god he is a big softie!!!

At least Goodfellas is playing over the cricket so we don't have to watch the Poms rub it in.

Message to Darcy, Hird can do it cause he's not a soft cock like you

Uh, not touching THAT one...

nah we are just shit

they had nothing to play for and still won

have said this previously but the club is in crisis

we are only going to get worse

need an independent review now

McInnes knocking out Kade so Zaharakis could kick the winner.

That was a nice touch.

Never before have I witnessed such a large assembly of Round 1 draft pick trash. !!!!!!

8 set shots missed in the last half !!!!!!!!!

Two moments proving our absolute weak-as-piss heart-the-size-of-pea ballsackless effort.

1. Yarran passing off to Gibbs 40 metres out directly in front. Shat himself. Weak. Kick the goal and win the game
2. Gibbs number 1 draft pick missing a simple shot 30 metres out on a slight angle. Weak as your !@#$%& haircut

Weak as piss. I am devastated. Weak

Why does anyone even want to play finals?

Port are a position above us and are being massacred by Freo.

We'd be like lambs to the slaughter. Better off missing and getting a better draft pick.

OK, I'll have a go.

Murphy isn't a captain's arsehole.
Gibbs played about 5 minutes of reasonable football and went missing. Watson, his man, was almost Essendon*'s best.
Warnock is useless. Two chest marks. Two kicks and a couple of handballs, one of which set up an Essendon* clearance.
Robbo had a shocker and I reckon he's gone.
Waite was well beaten by Hurley early and then had a fair crack.
Bell did just OK but lets himself get coralled on to his left side and then gets pinged HTB.
We missed Mclean.
Graham is OK but we can't expect players like him to do the hard work just yet.
Menzel was OK in patches. Good hands. Missed at least one sitter.
Casboult unsighted.
Touhy got it but wasted it. Unusual for him.
Yarran best defensive game for ever but sprayed it.
Betts in everything but couldn't find the handle.
Duigan did a couple of good things but didn't do his prospects any good.
Joseph must have done something. I didn't see it.
Curnow another good run-with role but doesn't get enough of it himself.
Hendo. Just OK. We have reverted to the kick-it-to Fev gameplan and he was double teamed all night.


And then there was Simmo.

Our poor kicking for goal has come home to haunt us again. MM said earlier in the season it would cost us an important game and we all knew it would. Now it has. You can't coach that. It's just nerves. One player misses, they all miss. It is piss weak and no matter how many you kick at PP, you have to be able to kick them on the night.

We missed Kreuzer, Judd, Walker and so on but we missed Murphy and Gibbs most of all. I don't know why Murphy can't get a kick and i don't care. He shoulod be tied down in a chair with toothpicks holding his eyes open and forced to sit and watch Simmo week after week. And Ablett who knows how to play with a tag. If he's injured, he shouldn't play. That's it. If he takes the field, no excuses. he's about half the player he was a few years ago. I couldn't care less if he left.
And Gibbs? He'd be the first player I'd trade. Day one. Any takers I'd accept a pick as low as 20 for him.

We're mentally soft and as much as I hate to agree with Synbad sometimes, he's right.

NO LEADERSHIP.

thank god I live on the other side of the world

Poor list. Simple.

Lacks Quality, Mental toughness, Depth & Leadership.

Years of mismanagement still costing us.

What is even more laughable is the fact that By Monday, 9th Spot will sneak into the finals and even that will be a huge task for us because it is more likely that we will finish 10th.

Port will Smash us in Adelaide whilst west cost & North can rally hard and just simply Win their last game to tip us off....

What a Joke!!!! We simply are not good enough for any Finals...

I reallly dont want us to play finals.
You cannot reward mediocrity.

I reallly dont want us to play finals.
You cannot reward mediocrity.

Funny thing is we had so many more shots on goal but aside from
Simpson it's hard to think of a player who won his position

Murphy's lack of leadership needs looking at
Mick says its about all leaders and that is true but geez surely Marc needs to be accountable??
When he was drafted the one knock on him other than being small, and he was pushed off the ball a lot tonight, was he doesn't hunt the ball
As a captain who plays midfield when the game is tight surely you must impose yourself on the game by winning the ball. Murphy though isn't a natural hunter. It's as of he thinks he's so smooth he can just wait for the ball to come to him

Too many spuds in this team
Armfield, Robinson two players who've played a lot of games now but who are serial offenders

Lack of leadership

Lack of Midfield depth- we had a B Grade midfield out there tonight

A number of list related problems at this club

Can't believe how SOFT murphy is!!!
All I wanted was a win against this fu$:$ed mob,
and what happens, f%*{k me....
Casboult just kick the f&:&king thing...
Can't wait for a clean out come seasons end!!

TRADE MURPH best is past him is soft is not a leader

Gibbs and Warnock up for trade. Maybe someone might also be silly enough to want Murphy. If so put him up as well. Talk about exagerated reputations. Lets get some decent picks if we can and use them wisely for once.

soft absolutely

[swoop42]

The fact that they know only inaccuracy cost them a comfortable win only makes it all the more better!

[MagpieBat]

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[Piesnchess]

Ratten must be laughing himself silly, and who can blame him, LOL

[Piesnchess]

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GOLD, UTTER GOLD, LMFAO, HE will haunt the old chap forever now.