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Are we still talking about Awwww what delicate petals they are ?
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The Pleasure wrote:Just checked again.. they still have the worst win rate this century and haven't won a flag since mobile phones were the size of shoe boxes

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And that's the whole point, the stupid bastards TANKED AND RORTED THE DRAFT, TO GET JUDD,AND AN ARRAY OF NO 1 PICKS. TO DO THIS, THEY GOT THEMSELVES THREE, YES, THREE WOODEN SPOONS. !! BUT THE FOOLS THOUGHT THE 3 SPOONS WOULD BE WORTH IT, AS THEYD HAVE A FLAG OR TWO TO SHOW FOR IT. !!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Instead, they got 3 Spoons allright, NO FLAGS, NO FINALS, and an old man as their coach, who aint no messiah, and will NEVER ever lead them to the promised land. !! What a dumb bunch of pathetic wankers, a team that never does the hard yards, a Club always looking for the easy, lax, and lazy way to the flag. :!: :lol: :lol:
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It doesnt matter how bad your day has been
It doesnt matter what happened at work

Read this thread and your day is immediately improved.
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Joel wrote:Off Facebook.

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How can I add "I am holidays to my facebook"
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Poor ol Mick, how deep, deep in the recesses of his heart, he must surely wish he were back with us, doing that plumb easy job of Head Coaching advisor, or whatever its called, the job eade does now. No pressure, no strain, no unrealistic expectations, no shit list, no dumb as batshit Kernahan or scum board, no blood pressure rising. Just an easy, laid back job with us, that pays a lovely $500 k per year. or a channel 7 commentator, doing it easy, on similar big dough.

ALL gone now Mick, its all gone pal. Bet you really wish you hadn't been so stupid to believe that dill Sticks. !

ALL gone Mick ol son, you coulda been a Legend with the Pies, now you've gone from chocolates to boiled lollies.
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I AM MEDIOCRE!

See: http://www.afl.com.au/news/2013-08-14/w ... iocre-judd
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Pies4shaw wrote:I AM MEDIOCRE!

See: http://www.afl.com.au/news/2013-08-14/w ... iocre-judd
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I love it!! :D :D :D
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Zaharakis 2.

Malthouse 0.

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Useless wankers who should not be allowed to play finals in place of the Dopers.

Whoever is drawn to play the Dopers should get a walkover in the first week of the finals.
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STICK THAT UP YOUR OLD ASS MADHOUSE, COULD NOT EVEN BEAT THE ESSENDOPERS DOWN AND OUTS. SUFFER IN YA JOCKS, AND HAVE A LONG DO NOTHING SEPTEMBER. !!!!!!
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In a year when 9th would get you into the finals the scum might still not make it.

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ZARKHARAKIS, HAUNTS THE OLD MAN IN HIS DREAMS. !!
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