Laugh at Carlscum thread

[Piethagoras' Theorem]

I've got to say I do miss the hostile Mick presser. Last night he was at his gnarly old best

[Johnno75]

^ Four minutes of pure anger and frustration. The blood pressure must be peaking. Can't help but laugh, what is MM doing? He should be lying on a beach somewhere with his grandkids.

[EBB]

lol @ Carlton

[ANNODAM]

I had a very good morning at Baseball today hanging it on 2 Carlton supporters.

Happy times!

[Greening gold]

Loved seeing the bitter old dog whine and moan about anything and everything post match while blind freddy can see that leaving out Yarran has cost them the game

Yeah - and Garlett was quiet. Dunno if it's just me but Garlett and Yarran always seem to play better when both are playing.

The only bad thing about the Blosers getting done last night was the team that did it. Don't the Dorks miss Rioli though, and I wish Sewer and Jordan would be that quiet when they play us.

[ANNODAM]

I was thinking the same thing when I watched snippets of the game.
Hawks were missing some easy shots & I said to the other half, if that was against us, they would've bloody nailed those!

Bastards!

[ANNODAM]

BUMP!


We need a good laugh!

[Mossi]

just to make sure we haven't forgotten this topic!
The Lucas doubters will be out posting tonight ....... surely about his kicking.
Even though the result tonight wont be helping our top 4 aspirations! Love it when they lose!!
We play them next week! and this lost is not going to do a lot for their confidence. If you have the time Magpie Bat looking forward to what you can find.

[MagpieBat]

If a week is a long time in politics, then a fortnight is an eternity if football.

Luckily, my friend, you are back to share some more laughs. And that makes the long wait worth it.

Laughies coming your way in just a few moments...

[Piesnchess]

Ahhhh, yes, our favourite thread, the thread that will never die. After a week of high drama politics, we all need a good belly laugh. LOL, Bring it on magnificent Magpie Bat, the legend of Nicks. !

[Nick - Pie Man]

Nothing brings a smile to my face quicker than seeing this topic on the top of the list

[Stupied]

3 losses in a row! The kids at Tanking Carlscum will be losing their freaking minds! Can't wait to see the gold MB comes up with

[Jezza]

It's back!! Let the laughing begin!

Tanking Carlton posts!!

Same old story. We're killing them and can't score.

typical

All signs are poor

Get used to it people - we are just not very good.

Sad but true.

so weak in the contests

kreuzers tapwork is shithouse

And there is our confirmation

Simply not good enough

Nighty night

Swans minus 9 premiership players running rings around us

We are known as the soft side and tonight has confirmed that in spades.

Blues are too afraid of losing their footing to attack the ball, or the man. Really weak effort, quite embarrassing to watch.

Once again - MM - where the !@#$%& is the set up to defend Sydney's kickouts?

13 rounds in and this is a part of the game where teams are able to exploit us.

Surely there has been enough time to implement something.

I stopped watching the game half way into first quarter.
Come to drown my sorrows on TC. Won't be going back to watch it.
FFS Mick - WHAT HAS LAIDLER DONE WRONG??????

just realised how far away we are.
so insipid its not funny.
laidler, what more does he have to do......joke..
this team is going nowhere

my god

kreuzer is pathetic

wtf was that tap?

uncontested

2 hands down to the only swans player there unguarded

utterly useless

WE ARE A JOKE GUTLESS WEAK AS PISS

Trade kreuzer

let's just admit Ratts was better and call it a bust.

Sooner we trade kruz the better of we will be just dumb and overated

OMG THAT IS TERRIBLE UMPIRE

TERRIBLE !!

we do not deserve this

Let's not blame umpires ever again

You shouldn't be blaming them since 1979

ANY OUR PLAYERS GOT ANY BRAINS AND I USE THE TERM PLAYERS VERY LOOSELY

I love how when an odd decision does go our way it means absolutely nothing in the scheme of things. The boys looked lost at half time. Little leadership out there. Big problem on and off the field.

What a terrible way to get our only goal

Thinkin almost time to watch a movie because the script on the game is bloody awful

lucas pissweak - dropped sitter then pathetic scared handball

!@#$%& bullshit umpiring

and stupid teamwork

2 on 1

1 sheperd

1 get it

ffs

how hard is it

shit footballers

dumb pricks

another honourable loss coming up

game over. A tragic season, but we knew we'd lose this, and next week too. Must cull the duds asap...

Game over.

!@#$%& this team shit me to tears! Such a cock tease every week.

Over this shit

we are !@#$%& miles off

so many dumb footballers

I'm almost over supporting this team - same shit week after week.

Disturbing thing is that we are still a real chance to make the finals and don't deserve it whatsoever.

we, collectively have the dumbest group of footballers in the league

yes, dumber than the kids at GWS and the rabble at Melbourne

we have a handful of super talented players and some workhorses that keep us in games

but we are going nowhere with this list

nowhere

[MagpieBat]

Poor starting White in the conditions

Robinson starting up forward as a tagger when we needed him in the middle

He is a !@#$%& midfielder.

Not capitalizing when we dominate inside 50s.

Allowing easy kickouts from Sydney.

Not enough class in the midfield

No contribution from Eddie/Garlett.

First quarter.

What about it? Oh...

still rely too much on Judd

You could almost write the script..

Can't score, get dominated early, score blows out, try a came back, get close and then run out of puff..... Need dank......

Eddie and jiffy need to extract the digit. Pronto.

Season defining game and to come out the way we did in that first qtr was nothing short of pathetic...

Righto back to the Essendon thread, far more enjoyable there.

tuohy's failure to shepherd cost us the game - he should be made to watch that pathetic non-shepherd for 48 hours straight

and some of our kicking into the forward line in the last quarter was hopeless. yarran's pass to a Sydney player was superb.

they build you up then chuck it in

I'm almost over supporting this team - same shit week after week.

Disturbing thing is that we are still a real chance to make the finals and don't deserve it whatsoever.

story of the season - too many defensive jobs

Bootsma - defensive tag
Curnow - defensive tag
Armfield - defensive tag
Cachia - defensive tag
Robinson - defensive tag

Seriously, Lucas is a better player than Laidler?

Another competitive loss... Vomit.

Seriously, Lucas is shit, in case you didn't know

We r shit!!! Trade the whole list

Get this guy in charge of list management at Filth Park NOW! I'll take Murphy for a packet of Twisties...

we, collectively have the dumbest group of footballers in the league

yes, dumber than the kids at GWS and the rabble at Melbourne

we have a handful of super talented players and some workhorses that keep us in games

but we are going nowhere with this list

nowhere

Im going to get hammered for this but a guy who grew up playing rugby in Canada is a better ruckmen than Kreuzer, yes he gives his all but not good enough for a No1 draft pick.

I'm not surprised, do we ever win "important" season defining games anymore?
I've so become accustomed to this @&&$@ feeling I get most weekends.

same $hit different day

Ain't that the truth...

[MagpieBat]

It's back!! Let the laughing begin!

Tanking Carlton posts!!

Oi! I'm workin' this side of the street, bud!

Nah, just joking. Good stuff, Jezza!