Laugh at Carlscum thread

[jack_spain]

It had nothing to do with Malthouse. The Scum are just shit!

Judd is finished. Useless as tits on a bull. I repeat Judd is finished!

[MagpieBat]

Lucas, Kreuzer and Judd in the third qtr missing and not putting them away.

Well I hope that hurt the players. Really hurt.

<====== banned til next week

Carlton can gagf

I ak actually shaking with rage.

!@#$%& that we won, umpire review !@#$%& up again.

Waite's effort means nothing now.

Told us what we already deep down knew, this side isn't good enough which is why we will be cleaning out at the end of the year.

I !@#$%& hate this team sometimes.

Third quarter misses crucial.

So angry

!@#$%& this club... do not deserve to play finals with shit like that

I feel sick

Flowering disgrace

Still haven't beaten a top 8 side

This steamin pile of shit will never amount to anything

I am really angry!!
Never felt so pissed off after a match.

no killer instinct

I'm not happy either.

The old Ali v Forman tactic wins again.

Costly goal umpiring mistake went against us. Unlucky.

That was a choke of North melb proportions.


Wow that Lucas miss hurt.

Clear the whole lot out

Knew it.... Seen it all before

Some of our players just don't run hard enough when it matters!!!!!

Thnk that was bad?

Same time next week.

Process?

Softest pack of front runners I've ever seen. Wtf was that last forward entry! Piss fkn weak and typical!

Wallsy did it again

More to come...

[jack_spain]

Lucas, Kreuzer and Judd in the third qtr missing and not putting them away.

Well I hope that hurt the players. Really hurt.

<====== banned til next week

Carlton can gagf

I ak actually shaking with rage.

!@#$%& that we won, umpire review !@#$%& up again.

Waite's effort means nothing now.

Told us what we already deep down knew, this side isn't good enough which is why we will be cleaning out at the end of the year.

I !@#$%& hate this team sometimes.

Third quarter misses crucial.

So angry

!@#$%& this club... do not deserve to play finals with shit like that

I feel sick

Flowering disgrace

Still haven't beaten a top 8 side

This steamin pile of shit will never amount to anything

I am really angry!!
Never felt so pissed off after a match.

no killer instinct

I'm not happy either.

The old Ali v Forman tactic wins again.

Costly goal umpiring mistake went against us. Unlucky.

That was a choke of North melb proportions.


Wow that Lucas miss hurt.

Clear the whole lot out

Knew it.... Seen it all before

Some of our players just don't run hard enough when it matters!!!!!

Thnk that was bad?

Same time next week.

Process?

Softest pack of front runners I've ever seen. Wtf was that last forward entry! Piss fkn weak and typical!

Wallsy did it again

More to come...

That's Nick's on a good day!

But actually every one of those comments is spot on. Judd is finished and Kreuzer is pathetic. Essendon will win a flag before Carlton and Collingwood unless the AFL acts!

[Piesnchess]

^I see not one blues fan mentioned peptides, scum just choked, they are not a very good side, period.

[swoop42]

I hate Essendon with a passion but still bahahahahahahahahahahaha.

And to think that if the Garlett goal had of been paid (as it should, though why Garlett didn't react to the decision is bewildering) it would have been a draw.

[Dave The Man]

I hate Essendon with a passion but still bahahahahahahahahahahaha.

And to think that if the Garlett goal had of been paid (as it should, though why Garlett didn't react to the decision is bewildering) it would have been a draw.

SCum would of won by 1 point

[swoop42]

No they wouldn't as you have to take off the point they got credited with at the time and not just add 6 points on.

[Dave The Man]

No they wouldn't as you have to take off the point they got credited with at the time and not just add 6 points on.

Then I wished they Paid the Goal to the Scum so it would of been a Draw

[MagpieBat]

I want paint peeling off those walls. Sick of lapses, sick of bad kicking, sick of stupidity. That was the ultimate 8 points game, they had it won and they !@#$%& it. Idiots!

We're getting there ... but not there yet.

Game changed when Lucas missed that sitter . We opened the door for them
He kicks that its back to 4+ goal lead they go on and get one straight down the other end

We gave them a sniff and thats all they needed

Just so hard to be positive after that.

Shattered.

Wow
Gutted

That was our last chance to make anything of the season. Won't win the next 3 games.

Season over.

Mentally weak flower.

To think that the scum were sooooooooooooooooooooooo bad in the first half. It was as if they didn't even think they could win it.




And we still couldn't put them away.







The physical misses on goal obviously hurt us.








But the lack of mental toughness (ie killer instinct) didn't help one iota.






Hawks next week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that just !@#$%& up my weekend

Just made mine...

Yep every time the stats came up we were leading them. Obviously there's only one stat that matters but there's at least a few positives we can take away.

This !@#$%& hurts though.

We have no toughness or resolve when a side comes at us.

The turning point when Lucas ran into the open goal and missed. What can you say? Mentally weak, good sides win close games, Carlton never wins them. I knew we were gone at three quarter time, the final score flatters us. Season over.

Very sad. Losing on Friday night sucks the joy out the footy for the rest of the weekend

For those who missed it Mrs Caz asked whether the players or the fans were softer.

I think we have an answer.

Gutted.

First quarter was the killer. 18 inside 50s and FA return. Terrible forward structure early. Tried to be too cute and shot ourselves in the foot.

How can we lead all night and lose to that pathetic excuse of a performance by them..

doneski,

for a yr or 2 at least,

inexcusable, sorry but these turds should return their pay,

how they live without guilt is truly a story

Bad kicking for goal = bad football. Simple s that.
Seen it all before
We are not a top 4 side
Will be lucky to make the finals
Hawthorn will smash us next week.

Where was Eddie?

F**** me this hurts.We won almost all the one on one battles and still got beaten.flower.

Weak as piss

too cute when u play to advantage, season is done, we played well and they played average and we lost go figure and every time they panned to the beanch judd is on there

$#@% umpires and $#@% lLucas. That miss from 5m screwed us. Inexcusable. Would have been 5+ goals up but they got a goal 30 seconds later and at that point they had a sniff and I knew we'd get done. So angry right now

Was obvious where it was going part way through the 3rd.
Zero mental strength. Soft fluffy pillows of fairy floss. The other clubs players must just laugh at us.
Do us a favour and just gagf

!@#$%& the non existent review system.

Oh, the irony: a premiership won through the lack of a video review system (that was out!), now bleating about video review screwing them over.

Lucas a lot of the ball, but you cannot be taken seriously missing such an easy and costly goal. Disgraceful.

Cannot win a close game

Weak as piss

I've defended Lucas but why the !@#$%& was he on for the game and Yarran sub?

I AM DEFLATED

Really? I thought you were Carlton?

I had a great first twenty years barracking for this club, but the last twelve don't even bear thinking about.

Never in my life have I been so angry at the performance of our club; even when we were well in front I was furious at how inefficient our I50-to-goal ratio was due to poor decision after poor decision trying to thread the needle for passes or plant a kick into a pack in the wrong fashion (not to mention the way we set up in packs).

Every time their pride, composure and commitment are given a real test, they falter.

PROCESS

HARDEN UP SUNSHINES!!!

Fu#$ing disgrace that essendrug are even allowed to play, any other sport the team and the players would be banned.

But then you remember that this is the AFL. A mickey mouse game in a piss ant country where corruption rules.

Go F#ck yourself AFL

[Tannin]

Page 83 and I haven't posted in this thread. Is it too late to join now? I do despise Carlton. Great result tonight. Loved it all the way.

[MagpieBat]

And one more salvo before heading off...

We are heading for 6 and 8
Struggle to make the 8
Same as last year with bugger all injuries to speak of

Bring back Ratts

Losing to Essendon, on your birthday. Well, that just sucks

Kreuzer? Hopefully GWS next year

Foot skills haven't improved

Kreuzer and Judd don't have the legs to run out the game (nor kicking skills)

Warnock is our #1 ruck, Casboult is CHF and Waite FF and Kreuzer......?

Eddie never in it yet sub off Robbo?

Leave the corridor wide open time after time?

My whole family supports the drug f#@inf cheats.

Godamn it to hell.

We'll finish ninth!

Poorly coached by the SCSC (so called super coach) ... Apart from everything else ... 30 points up ... Hird makes a move that stops Waite ... MM does not respond. Carlisle dominates the other end ... still no move ... Pathetic ... No initiative ... ! Cost us the game ... makes my blood boil...

When you consider the next 3 games ... we can kiss the season goodbye.

1) We loose to Hawks and Swans and season is over
2) If anyone says that MM was out coached, I rip their head off. It was his setup that got us the advantage it was the players who did not take advantage and who folded in the last.
3) Seems there was a good reason for making Yazz sub. He was pathetic when he came on and it was his fault the deciding goal.
4) Ir was absolutely clear that Bummers would not let Waite continue in the second half. But we continue to bomb it to him and nobody else can kick a goal.
5) Eddie should have had a run in the two's. He has not payed enough - out of touch.
6) This is soul destroying.

Essendon are crap....
We have players that cant play a big game .. they cant stand up in big games.
They need to be culled...
They are a virus on the team....
You cant have guys in the side that cant do the big game things. Run harder.. kick.. tackle.. stand up in tackles

That was just weak!!!...

Get rid of the pathetic weak ones and it will turn around....!!!

...

and finally we get to Kane Lurkus ......Lurkus is ust sit!!!..... he is shit!!!... not because of the missed goal.... hes just shit!!!....
We ve had seagulls who could execute with skills... but ive never seen a seagull make a side who is so unskilled.
He doesnt stand up in tackles.. he cant tackle.. he cant win a contested ball... he goes under the ball in a marking contest cos its the easy way.....
To think we demoted Menzel for Lurkus...
OMG we have a guy who is deficient in playing pressure cooker footy in the side.. and hes a pick in the top dozen...!!!



The good thing is... the coach would start to get a good idea about who can play and who cant.

OUT COACHED...

So explain to me again how Lucas gets a game in front of Bell?


You were all very keen to let me know about it yesterday.

worst loss I can recall in 32 years of following the club....

the judd era is officially dead ... plagued by poor decisionmaking, narcissistic leadership and a playing list that reaks of mental ineptitude !

I am done with this group....as much as I love the club...this weak 'lot' have lost me!

I've no more words left !

Small forwards were !@#$%& useless

just ate a whole pack of m&m's in about 3 minutes

!@#$%& shit !@#$%& flower !@#$%&

The way I see it, its a case of you 'can't polish a turd'.

Mick has inherite.d this mentally inept list and tonight further illustrates the need for a mini rebuild at seasons end... spare no one.

Wow.

Leigh Matthews reckons David and Travis Cloke is a better combination than Serge and Stephen Silvagni.

Wow.

Dumb, metally and physically weak footballers who go missing when the heat is on....

Lucas is crap, a real seagull who will not put his body on the line and his skill level is average at best....give me Menzel any day...

McLean is as slow as a snail, onlyplays well against weak opposition.....not the worst tonight but his lack of leg spead and penertration in his kicking hurts...

Judd is half the player he was....got to be carrying an injury but he still tries....

Gibbs, Garlett, Yarren and Betts are the best down hill skiers in the comp....highly skilled but top 8 teams won't let them get behind them and use their pace....

Simpson's kicking has gone to sh@#$....

White tries hard but is not good enough.....

...

We have to many spuds in this team who need to be cleared out at the years end....

MM is a great coach but can only do so much......players are letting him down with their poor decision making and not being good enough to put a team away....

The 8 is now a real challenge as games against Hawks, Swans and Pies will kill the season for us....

I'm pissed big time as I still don't know how the f$#@% we lost that game....

Good times!

[Mossi]

^ thanks for all that MB . Nothing like the scum supporters in disarray !

[Tannin]

MagpieBat, love your work!

[Redlight]

Nice on Bat, you're like some kind of Friday night Santa.

[Frohickey]

Don't forget an attribution MB or David and Tannin will be in here shrieking and throwing a tanty..


although it didn't take them this long for mine.. go figure