Laugh at Carlscum thread

K · Post by K » Sat Apr 21, 2018 2:05 pm

^ DTM has a high bar to beat if they ever get to him after a loss, but I'm sure he'll clear it fine.

Post by **Jezza** » Fri Apr 27, 2018 10:21 pm

Carlton are 0-6 for the first time in their history.

taff wa · Post by **taff wa** » Fri Apr 27, 2018 10:49 pm

What a great start for a club like The blues. The past cheating scum they deserve to be in this position. Hope their next flag isn't till like 2050 or so.

AN_Inkling · Post by **AN_Inkling** » Fri Apr 27, 2018 10:55 pm

David King was right, the Blues moving closer and closer to their next flag. Expert tankers. Rotate coaches and sign a worse one each time.

They'll get serious when they have a full 22 of top 5 picks.

Post by **Pies4shaw** » Sat Apr 28, 2018 1:04 am

Geek · Post by **Geek** » Sat Apr 28, 2018 1:22 am

Has our BatMod been moonlighting as a kids' party poster designer or something?

From: https://www.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/p/ba ... n-6-today/

Presti35 · Post by **Presti35** » Sat Apr 28, 2018 1:05 pm

^^

Presti35 · Post by **Presti35** » Sat Apr 28, 2018 1:08 pm

Their next 5 games:

Adelaide over there.

Essendon MCG.

Melbourne MCG.

Geelong down there.

Sydney up there.

Where's their first win going to be?

swoop42 · Post by **swoop42** » Sat Apr 28, 2018 4:58 pm

Carlton really should consider marketing the slow cookers they've been using at the club since 2010.

Obviously very durable.

Geek · Post by **Geek** » Sat Apr 28, 2018 11:57 pm

No doubt aiming for a priority pick to go with their #1 that they will get in October. Superdooper draft and all.

Ideally, they get their 5th spoon, done for tanking, and get banned from the draft this year.

buzzlightyear · Post by **buzzlightyear** » Sun Apr 29, 2018 11:31 am

I love this thread. Never gets old.....

Post by **Jezza** » Mon Apr 30, 2018 9:35 pm

Post by **stoliboy** » Tue May 01, 2018 12:37 pm

So according to Carlton Coach Brendon Bolton Carlton have never had a rebuild before.

Here is the quote: "it's the first time in the club's history it's genuinely done a rebuild, that it's focused on a full-blown rebuild".

Since their last premiership in 1995 they have:
- Won 4 wooden spoons (2002, 2005, 20006, 2015)
- Had 27 first round draft picks in the National Draft (4 of which were priority picks).

Patience needed in Blues' first 'full-blown rebuild': Bolton
https://www.theage.com.au/sport/afl/pat ... 4zc6e.html

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