#46 Mason Cox

Mugwump · Post by **Mugwump** » Sat Apr 22, 2017 10:12 am

I think the world would be improved if Cox became VP of the USA and Pence took on ruck duties in the twos.

sem · Post by **sem** » Sat Apr 22, 2017 2:35 pm

COX will soon be speaking to Kim Jong Dill from a great height so making Dill arch his back to look up to COX so resulting in Dill braking his back as well as wind causing a massive explosion resulting in Dill going into his black hole and disappearing .

Woods · Post by **Woods** » Sat Apr 22, 2017 7:07 pm

Harrysz wrote: Yesterday current US Vice President Mike Pence arrived in Australia. In vain I have searched the Collingwood website, The Herald Sun and The New York times to see if Pence will be meeting with Mason Cox. Alas, I couldn't find any such information. Perhaps no such meeting is planned. Come on Eddie, do your bit for world peace and harmony.

The security surrounding Pence's movements probably means that we won't know if he's attending the footy until he arrives at the ground. But since arriving here he's made all the usual noises about the strength of the Aust/US defence alliance. So to attend an Anzac Day footy match would be just the thing to bring it home to the masses. And it would gazump his Democrat predecessor Biden.

So yeah, I think you're on the money.

thompsoc · Post by **thompsoc** » Sat Apr 22, 2017 7:13 pm

Pence is going back home on Monday.
He looks like another rabbit in the headlights to me.
Going home to that big mouth Trump.
Trump is all talk and no action.
Waiting to see how he will handle mr kim.

Mr Kim has a big bomb and 40000 artillery pieces pointing at the south korean capital.
Mr big mouth can't do anything except plead with the Chinese.

Post by **stui magpie** » Sat Apr 22, 2017 7:18 pm

thompsoc wrote:Pence is going back home on Monday.
He looks like another rabbit in the headlights to me.
Going home to that big mouth Trump.
Trump is all talk and no action.
Waiting to see how he will handle mr kim.

Mr Kim has a big bomb and 40000 artillery pieces pointing at the south korea capital.
He can't do anything except plead with the Chinese.

2 or 3 MOAB's in the right spots, Mr Kim is a high cholesterol noodle sauce and no nukes to be fired

thompsoc · Post by **thompsoc** » Sat Apr 22, 2017 7:31 pm

So I assume MOAB to stand for the mother of all blairs!
We parachute Jarrod and his brother Into Mr Kims palace.
Better have the right noodle sauce.

Post by **stui magpie** » Sat Apr 22, 2017 8:09 pm

^

MOAB is the Massive ordinance Air Burst, also referred to as the Mother Of All bombs that the US dropped recently near Afghanistan.

The pressure wave from 11 tonnes of explosive going off 6 feet above ground level would seriously rock your corn flakes.

Sir Alan of Didak · Post by **Sir Alan of Didak** » Sun Apr 23, 2017 10:26 am

thompsoc wrote:Pence is going back home on Monday.
He looks like another rabbit in the headlights to me.
Going home to that big mouth Trump.
Trump is all talk and no action.
Waiting to see how he will handle mr kim.

Mr Kim has a big bomb and 40000 artillery pieces pointing at the south korean capital.
Mr big mouth can't do anything except plead with the Chinese.

The Commander in Cheif all talk and no action?
Really?
He's done more in his first 100 days in Office than any other leader I can remember.
He'll make the North Korean looney his bitch.
Say what you want about him...but "all talk, no action" does not apply to DONALD J. TRUMP.
Pies by 32 points...

Leggie · Post by **Leggie** » Sun Apr 23, 2017 10:40 am

Sir Alan of Didak wrote:
thompsoc wrote:Pence is going back home on Monday.
He looks like another rabbit in the headlights to me.
Going home to that big mouth Trump.
Trump is all talk and no action.
Waiting to see how he will handle mr kim.

Mr Kim has a big bomb and 40000 artillery pieces pointing at the south korean capital.
Mr big mouth can't do anything except plead with the Chinese.
The Commander in Cheif all talk and no action?
Really?
He's done more in his first 100 days in Office than any other leader I can remember.
He'll make the North Korean looney his bitch.
Say what you want about him...but "all talk, no action" does not apply to DONALD J. TRUMP.
Pies by 32 points...

Boom. Take that.

Go Pies

piedys · Post by **piedys** » Sun Apr 23, 2017 1:45 pm

thompsoc wrote:So I assume MOAB to stand for the mother of all blairs!
We parachute Jarrod and his brother Into Mr Kims palace.
Better have the right noodle sauce.

"Sir, bad news i'm afraid...."

"Why - what is it...?"

"We have to ABORT operation Hobbit Drop..."

"Dammit to Hell - everything was in position, and awaiting the go-ahead....?"

"Sir I know... but Major Buckley just phoned, and has recalled Blair to the Anzac Day Starting line up..."

"Buckley - he'll be the death of me Godammit!"

"I know Sir - he'll be the death of all of us..."

Johnno75 · Post by **Johnno75** » Sun Apr 23, 2017 4:44 pm

Cox could save us from WW3 but he is not quite good enough to save Bucks.

Post by **stui magpie** » Sun Apr 23, 2017 4:45 pm

piedys wrote:
thompsoc wrote:So I assume MOAB to stand for the mother of all blairs!
We parachute Jarrod and his brother Into Mr Kims palace.
Better have the right noodle sauce.
"Sir, bad news i'm afraid...."

"Why - what is it...?"

"We have to ABORT operation Hobbit Drop..."

"Dammit to Hell - everything was in position, and awaiting the go-ahead....?"

"Sir I know... but Major Buckley just phoned, and has recalled Blair to the Anzac Day Starting line up..."

"Buckley - he'll be the death of me Godammit!"

"I know Sir - he'll be the death of all of us..."

watt price tully · Post by **watt price tully** » Sun Apr 23, 2017 5:10 pm

Mugwump wrote:I think the world would be improved if Cox became VP of the USA and Pence took on ruck duties in the twos.

Pence won't be able to watch his wife at the same time, so won't happen.

http://www.news.com.au/world/north-amer ... c60c42acb9

BEAMER09 · Post by **BEAMER09** » Sun Apr 23, 2017 6:02 pm

Can't see him playing with so much rain around so likely to spill a dime with Pence...

GlovemanGayfer · Post by **GlovemanGayfer** » Fri May 05, 2017 5:58 pm

After re- watching the Geelong game I was highly impressed with Cox's attack on the football, tackling and all around hustle. He seems to have a genuine desire to make amends for his errors, which as a "young" player are numerous. Looking at Cox and his efforts makes me wonder if we are under-rating his impact on our set up. He'd be a nightmare to match up on and as a second ruck man is more than useful.

I've watched Jessie White for several seasons now and despite his obvious ability he seems unable to find the intensity required to play at his peak. Cox is a long way off but seems to push himself very hard both on the field and in training.

I've been disappointed with some of the negative attention he's received here as I think far a man of his size and limited ability he's more than holding his own in regards to his progression.

I'd love to see him kick a bag every week, just like everyone else, but think that long term his value will be as much structural as scoreboard.

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#46 Mason Cox

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