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Post by Jezza »

TankingCarlton...
Tutt is no good
Bolts admitted defeat putting Tutt in.

Major liability.
Tutt is shit
awful game of footy
We are still crap
Extremely disappointing now.

Three games now where new Carlton has been very scarce.

Lucky they haven't kicked straight.
Everitt really would be an ordinary bloke to have on your team. Lazy piece of garbage
shitful
We're ahead of the league. We were losing to gws before it became expected.
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BigFooty...
7 goals to 1 so far in final qtr. Depressing.
Fell off a cliff. Starting to think we are going to fall backwards rest of the year the way its tracking
Sad to see us falling apart here.
We look very tired. Players not running to position. In contrast Giants full of run.
Tigers above us on the ladder now. Damn.
Siren can't come quickly enough
That went well.

Not sure what to do with the rest of my night now.
About what I expected.

We had a dip but our skills are atrocious. There is honestly not a lot of class in our midfield.
Welcome to the future .
I'm going fishing for the next 10 years ...
Well done AFL .

More than $200 million spent for a team tgat ties up the talent in the country so they can play in front of couple of thousand people.

Business masterminds.
Actually agree with this poster! :roll:
Listened to 3AW for the whole game... call of two halves... first half was spent commenting on all the soft free kicks being given to GWS. Second half was spent singing the praises of Stevie J and the GWS boys.

Had a couple of kind words in the last quarter for Carlton.
We find ourself in a poor position on field because of self inflicted wounds. Not because of the Giants.
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Phew, thank the Lord for that, been missing this wonderful thread, great too see us win and bluescum lose, get belted, on the one weekend. Now for next week, hope we can take them to the house of pain again, we do owe them bigtime now.
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Jezza wrote:
Pies4shaw wrote:Remind me, how many flags have they won since the turn of the century? And wooden spoons? Their laughs would be a little hollow.
No flags and 4 wooden spoons and counting (2002, 2005, 2006, 2015)

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Thanks guys, the info came in handy when I encountered a Carlton supporter on my walk this morning.
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Partypie, I'm sure I speak for Jezza as well when I say that we're always happy to help. It's difficult work mocking Carlton - but someone has to do it.
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Couldn't have said it better myself P4S! Here's hoping this thread is active for the right reasons on the weekend.
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One more run around, for old times sake...

Back soon!

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Brian Taylor is the biggest moron on earth
If rhis game were an object it would resemble a tumble weed.
Horrible horrible game.
Everitt @#$%&! off. Please bring back Liam Jones (I know)
this is horrendous
make no mistake collingwood are a very very good team
Not a single player front and square at the fall of the ball forward ....
Welcome to our world...
why do we persist with Simon White? Rubbish player
Disaster.
omg sosos

gibbs wtf

oh shocker of a night
JACK! What are you doing?!?

GIBBS! What the @#$%&! @#$%&!? I'm used to this shit from... well, everyone else in the team... but YOU do not miss set shots from 30m directly in front.

Someone end this game, please. Would rather watch the election.
Phillips is shitloads better than Kreuzer
Why would GIBBS even call for that
just selfish player
Wow, he was already soft as margarine on a summer's day, now he can't even kick a ball.

You know who I mean, no need to say it.
Gibbs must have spewed up all his remaining good form after the Geelong game. Been MIA ever since.
Oh wells, good to watch the boys play tonight. Turning off the TV now, ain't no way I'm listening to that song.
Good Old Collingwood Foreeeeeever.... :lol:
Two cellar dwellers at their finest.
SOJ taking that shot himself and kicking a major would've been the only positive out of tonight. Awful game all-round, and 2 goals flattered us.

Tonight showed how much we need to draft midfielders and goalkickers.
Shit game. Cripps off the boil at the moment and sadly playing a bit of selfish footy. Great to see Walker get to 200 games but his time is up IMHO.
Not really, we had the better of it at times and should have got in front at some point. Both defenses were dominant, they just had a bit more in midfield, which has been true of every game since Murphy went down. It feels like a thrashing because our forward play was so ineffective, but Pies fans were probably thinking the same (if any of them have the intelligence to analyse the game beyond HURRRR WE ONE SUK IT BLEWS!!!)
Incredibly disappointing for a whole host of reasons. Was painful to watch. Won't help membership that's for sure.
Good lord that was rubbish
I had to leave at half time, thank goodness I did.
Oh well, I tipped Collingwood.
Think we've reached peak 2016, a few weeks back.

Maybe we are really missing Murphy more than TC people realise?
Yep... shit leadership
No doubt Gibbs was getting close attention however instead of rolling up the sleeves he decided to do what he often does and went in his shell.

Why call for the ball, it wasn't like he was in a lot better position.
Gibbs demands the ball from someone marking 15m in front of goal to kick backwards to pass the ball to him so he can have a shot at 30m out!
It's BLOODY pathetic!!!!
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Carlton Fan Meltdown day, always great, even better after a Collingwood win.
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WTF!!

Bloozers play Crows on Sunday at MCG. This will be the 6th time in a row that the Blooz get a home game against Adelaide (either MCG or Etihad). Last away game vs Crows was in 2010. How on Earth does that seem fair? :-s
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I hope you're warming up the Fat Lady, Jezza!
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This will be fun...:twisted:
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^^^ Yep - when Dennis Armfield is your star performer, you know you've got nothing.
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TankingCarlton...
If we are going to lose, then at least do it with some dignity

Not kicking a goal for extended periods is demoralising

We are the worst offensive team I have seen in a long time
Kreuzer is hopeless. Like watching an Auskick kid
Kreuzer gets pansted by Jacobs
Kreuzer is so over rated
Doesn't this show we aren't very good which we already knew. We got on a bit of a roll and won 6 of 7 but really we are bottom 3 quality
Honeymoon period over for Bolton. I don't blame him, there's not a lot you can do with this mob.
The nightmare begins :twisted:
Terribly dull and uninspiring performance
bronx cheers for Everitt ?
outclassed
No team with a worse fwd line. No team with slower leg speed. So we've done well really
Having Dennis Armfield as your best forward cannot help :lol:
Forward structure is a mess atm
Finally, we were again reminded of how bad a decision at the draft it was to take Kane Lucas over Daniel Talia. I know it's living in the past, but bloody hell. @#$%&! Wayne Hughes
Committed suicide in the last 5 mins of the second qtr with poor ball handling, use and decision making, turned their toes up in the second half
list needs a major rebuild like other parts of the club
32,000 crowd - mostly adelaide
10 goal flogging no 4 and 1 x 9 goal flogging.
With Swans and eagle and hawks to come could end up losing a 1/3rd of our games by 10 goals plus.
That is Pagan / Malthouse kind of territory
Not sure why people are so angsty, must be because people began to believe we were a finals side after beating Geelong
Its like Carlton supporters actually thought we were a good team after we won 4 in a row.
The drug cheats are better than us.
This year we have the bombers and lions that are terrible, Freo stinking the place up as well.
And last year we had the worst game plan going .
We are in very real danger of showing no significant improvement if results like today keep coming.
If we finish the year with 8 wins and 4 of them are against the lions and bombers it will be nothing to write home about
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Jezza wrote:TankingCarlton...
If we are going to lose, then at least do it with some dignity

Not kicking a goal for extended periods is demoralising

We are the worst offensive team I have seen in a long time
They got that wrong! They'll always be the most offensive team I've seen in a long time. :lol:
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