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qldmagpie67 wrote:Actually both figures are correct depending on which set of accounts they use.
The annual report will include depreciation and other non cash items.
The $1 million figure is the pure cash loss which is expenses v income hence why they are running a term overdraft of $5million which is underwritten by the AFL like any club who seeks bank loans.
If I was a member there I would be concerned as there exoenses continue to grow hilts all sources of income are in decline and have been for the past 4yrs (with exception of gaming revenue which increased overall from 4yrs ago)
Poor management and large payouts impact this club and will continue to do so
They won't go broke the AFL can't and won't let it happen but they will be watching closely.
Gee mister, you certainly are well informed for somebody that hangs around in the cross with people who enjoy the company of Lady-boys?

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piedys wrote:
qldmagpie67 wrote:Actually both figures are correct depending on which set of accounts they use.
The annual report will include depreciation and other non cash items.
The $1 million figure is the pure cash loss which is expenses v income hence why they are running a term overdraft of $5million which is underwritten by the AFL like any club who seeks bank loans.
If I was a member there I would be concerned as there exoenses continue to grow hilts all sources of income are in decline and have been for the past 4yrs (with exception of gaming revenue which increased overall from 4yrs ago)
Poor management and large payouts impact this club and will continue to do so
They won't go broke the AFL can't and won't let it happen but they will be watching closely.
Gee mister, you certainly are well informed for somebody that hangs around in the cross with people who enjoy the company of Lady-boys?

Dyso 8)
Dyso I resemble that remark. Maybe I shouldn't have used my last brain cell on auditing the carlscum finances.
On a positive note now I have 0 brain cells left I'm sure we can have more fun this year in the cross !!!
By the way did you ever pay that medical bill of $129,765.93 ? Don't know how much you can claim on Medicare for disease removal injections
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Didn't take long for one of these...bwahahahaha!! :D
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qldmagpie67 wrote:
piedys wrote: Gee mister, you certainly are well informed for somebody that hangs around in the cross with people who enjoy the company of Lady-boys?

Dyso 8)
Dyso I resemble that remark. Maybe I shouldn't have used my last brain cell on auditing the carlscum finances.
On a positive note now I have 0 brain cells left I'm sure we can have more fun this year in the cross !!!
By the way did you ever pay that medical bill of $129,765.93 ?
Don't know how much you can claim on Medicare for disease removal injections
Yes, I paid Dr.Edelsten $130,000.00 cash, and told him to keep the change, so shut up about it already. Geezuz.
He said he would put the receipt in the mail. But that was when, what, last September now? Australia Post are so unreliable sometimes.

And I haven't yet checked the 2016 calendar; when is our next trip to Sydney? Oh boy Oh boy Oh boy Oh boy Oh lady boy!!

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piedys wrote:
qldmagpie67 wrote:
piedys wrote: Gee mister, you certainly are well informed for somebody that hangs around in the cross with people who enjoy the company of Lady-boys?



Yes, I paid Dr.Edelsten $130,000.00 cash, and told him to keep the change, so shut up about it already. Geezuz.
He said he would put the receipt in the mail. But that was when, what, last September now? Australia Post are so unreliable sometimes.

And I haven't yet checked the 2016 calendar; when is our next trip to Sydney? Oh boy Oh boy Oh boy Oh boy Oh lady boy!!

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ronrat wrote:My mate always reckoned the Edelstein last squeeze was in fact Brian not Bryn. come to Thailand ,there are more ladyboys than the Arabs and a Saints supporting music guru can handle.
Wouldn't be surprised if the good doctor was a dollar-each-way bet...

And you wouldn't touch the lady-boys after Humdrum tagged them either.
Do yourself a favour!!

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MY tip is that under new boy coach, laughing gas bolton, the bluescum will win a maximum of two games this entire season, and i am being dead serious, they may beat the bummers, but thats about it, gonna be another season from hell for these pricks and aint it grand. LOL
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Piesnchess wrote:MY tip is that under new boy coach, laughing gas bolton, the bluescum will win a maximum of two games this entire season, and i am being dead serious, they may beat the bummers, but thats about it, gonna be another season from hell for these pricks and aint it grand. LOL
They have turned over, what, 27 players in two years?
They are a monty to keep the Dons company!
What round do you think Bolton will cry during the Presser by?
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piedys wrote:
Piesnchess wrote:MY tip is that under new boy coach, laughing gas bolton, the bluescum will win a maximum of two games this entire season, and i am being dead serious, they may beat the bummers, but thats about it, gonna be another season from hell for these pricks and aint it grand. LOL
They have turned over, what, 27 players in two years?
They are a monty to keep the Dons company!
What round do you think Bolton will cry during the Presser by?
oooh, i give laughing gas, the guy who never played senior AFL, around round five, laughing hysterically, screaming "But, but, this never happened when i coached the hawk seniors for ten weeks, we always won and won and won, BWAAAAAAHHHHHH, SOB SOB, as they carry him away weeping uncontrollably. :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Hahahahaahah
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Only a practice match, but got thrashed by the bombers today.

Maybe Carlton will go back to back for the spoon after all.

Maybe they really are that bad.
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Mick did a cracking job
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Laughing gas Bolton sure aint laughing now, must be wondering just what the hell he has walked into. LOL LOL
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