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Tough to watch.
Hate these end of year games with little to play for. Both side with big injury lists and going through motions. Hard to assess anyone in these games.

If you can't get a kick today you never will
I think it is safe to say we have locked in pick 2 - Schache...
Yarran can @#$%&! right off!
Yarran 5 possessions in a game he should star. Gawn
Very disappointing in that a lot of would surely be trying to Impress Bolton who they would know is watching.
We should bust forfeit next week, yeah?
Pick 2 a lock...
We keep giving teams new world records.
The word is that Bolton has changed his mind after seeing that.
Rubbish!!!! What hope do we have when they knew very well their new coach was watching? Omg this club is unfixable.
I suspect it will be even worse next year.

Going to be a long time until we get real joy watching the boys play I'm afraid.
We can only hope it lasts for eternity! :twisted:
Meh!!!
Season can't end quick enough.
Can't wait for Yarran to flower off! Flowering disgrace he is...good luck to whoever picks him up...that attitude of his is a plague.
shocking second half but really what did we expect with the 22 that ran out.
It is such a chore
Who cares?
Yep when we had a full squad it was soo much easier

Ask Malthouse how easy it was.

Blame players missing if you like, whatever gets you through the night
We should all know how lacking in talent we are by now. Not surprising, but still disappointing.
I didnt even bother to watch it. Lucky I guess.
Offer Kreuzer $300K, let the bidding war begin. Hope it gets to $600k and get the same compo as Melbourne got for Frawley.

As clean a way to get rid of a 'much loved' player at Carlton
Yarran looks like he's already out the door.
The team we sent out was not going to do much better than that. Next week is going to be hard going. Hopefully the Hawks have mercy.
Yarran...... Ha ha

That was an FU pick by Barker because he didn't get the job
We should pick Henderson next week just to mess with his head
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Normal service has resumed.
I think it's clear now that the Bolton experiment has failed. next.
Did that siren go about 3 seconds after the clock went to zero?
I thought the best bit was when the final siren blew
Why must we have our game televised? Is it so everyone can see how shit we are? Id be happy if we got the least amount of game coverage out of all 18 teams next season, its embarrassing people seeing this, humiliating.
Carlton matches should be televised on the comedy channel! :lol:
Someone tell the 22 blokes who played for the club today that there are 2 halfs in a game of footy
Season can't end quick enough.
Hell even the pathetic jerk off-scumbags who want us to win the spoon may be pleased with this, and good for them.
No Ellard, no Carlton!
Same story that has plagued us for years, too many players in the team who simply do not have the minimum skills required to be an AFL footballer.

Our decision making is just as bad, too many times we have players running to provide an easy option yet the ball carrier decides to instead kick long and high to an outnumbered team mate on the wing/forward.
It was pathetic today.
Ok chores done for the week.
Rightio, who's next? Bring on the Hawks! Woo-naffin-hoo!!!
120 minutes to go.
Thank god.
Stood in the rain to watch my NRC team get beaten by Brisbane instead of sitting at home and watching the footy.
Still think I made the right choice. And to think I had a good feeling heading into this one
So angry with our pissweak effort in the third quarter I can't even bear to watch the last on the delayed telecast.

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an extra goal from the bears would've put them on the bottom. Hopefully they'll bag another spoon next week!
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Heaven help little twerp smiley face Bolton, he must be having second thoughts after seeing this rabble first hand today, his Pressers next year wont be the laughing gas ones he had with the dream piss an poop wins. He has no AFL playing experience, lets see if little Happy Bolton can still crack jokes and laugh after annihilation after annihilation next season LOL LOL
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Jezza wrote:[align=center]Carlton's BigFooty Forum:[/align]
We should pick Henderson next week just to mess with his head
Dude that posted that is Lex Luthor type evil....
Hell even the pathetic jerk off-scumbags who want us to win the spoon may be pleased with this, and good for them.
Hey, who you callin' Pathetic?!
Our decision making is just as bad, too many times we have players running to provide an easy option yet the ball carrier decides to instead kick long and high to an outnumbered team mate on the wing/forward.
Praise be to Malthouse; long may his strategies linger...
Nice trollin' again Jezza :D
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I can't believe I'm saying this as I've predicted him to be our best player this year.....but show Yarran the door now.
Only a handful of players showed that they cared.
Yazz definitely has checked out. Embarrassing today.
Ah jeeze, the amount of tackles that didn't stick, then there's the usual terrible disposal skills. Plenty of time needed in the gym over summer, and boy, has Sav got his work cut out.
Missed the game today as it was totally irrelevant and without meaning.

A preseason will see us a lot more competitive next year.
meh - forget result.
38-33 at halftime.
And then. Blowout.
We are s***.
Not even worth analysing this 'team' and their pathetic ineptitude anymore.
Time for the full overhaul, no..?
All the old dead wood needs to go, Jamison, Simpson etc. Time's up, thanks for your services.
Murphy, Gibbs and others on the verge of entering dead wood vintage, need to be viewed as tradeable while they still have some currency.
And keep all the young ones like Cripps, the young ones who actually look like they can play football and stand a chance of being around 5 years from now that is,for when we *might* be competitive again.
Gets some recruiters who actually have a football brain and will focus on the long term rather than quick fixes.
And let young Brendon have a good run at coaching this club, without any pressure to perform, for 3 years.
Here's hoping by then he's still waltzing into press conferences, with enthusiasm still intact, to say " I love coaching! Thanks fellas."
The worst thing about these losses is the facile list analysis from the smug dickhead commentators. Anyone with eyes watching the game knows that one team is good and the other is poor, it's the equivalent of a superimposed comment feed from the main board.
Gee I hate all the talk about getting rid of all the old dead wood.
Honestly we are scrapping the bottom of the barrel list wise and we have no depth as it is.
Just saw a bit of Barker's presser and he seemed pissed off with half the team.
Hell! i wouldn't be pushing Menz or yarren out the door, we need all the talent we can get... we need outside silk... they have it...

sure they might not be drag your team out of a pitt leaders... keep
Gee, I'm just so impressed by all the confidence we have that this Weitering fella is gonna be the KPB we are screaming for. What happens if he has Kreuzer's first 6 years or is another Josh Fraser/Jack Watts?
We can only hope! :lol:
Yarran is clearly playing like he doesn't care and that he doesn't want to be at the club anymore.

Has to go.
This went well
Very well! :lol:
Hawks do not go easy on CFC. We need to make a last stand or it will be carnage
I'm generally a positive person but I am not going to be sorry to see the end of this season
Personally I think some of the drop if performance an attitude can in some ways be attributed to the tanking factor.

Players aren't stupid - they can do the maths the same as us and know that a win today potentially loses us a Schache or Weitering. They'd see it on the body language of officials and support staff and maybe even in some of the older players who I'm sure will welcome some new elite talent into the list.

They wouldn't admit, and it may even be in the sub-conscious, but when you a goal down at half-time and away from home and know that a win really doesn't gain the club a lot I'm sure the passion for the contest diminishes.
We have gone down hill so fast since Armfield has stopped playing at CHB
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Unless they pull off a miracle against the Hawks, it is spoon number 4.

Shame they will get the first pick, and if Kruezer goes, the second pick as well.
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If The Dawks smash Carltank then they get another Wooden Spoon
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^ Please make it happen Hawks!
Especially now the Brions beat the Bullflogs!
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ANNODAM wrote:^ Please make it happen Hawks!
Especially now the Brions beat the Bullflogs!
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3QT: Hawthorn 91 - 37 Carlton.

Well done Mick. Will go down as one of all-time great Collingwood men... Won a Premiership with Collingwood and delivered a wooden spoon to Carlton!
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SCUM GOT THE POON, DO DAH, DO DAH, SCUM GOT THE WOODEN SPOON, OH DO DA DAY. THATS FOUR SCUM, TWO MORE THAN THE PIES, HOW SWEEEEEEEEET IT IS. !! LOL LOL LO)L LOL
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And so it ends.

But my friend, we can still dance one more time in 2015 again.

Back soon...

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