Laugh at Carlscum thread

[piedys]

From BigFooty...

Lordy! One could quite easily slip and break one's neck walking down that staircase...

[piedys]

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Sorry Jezza; have to get in and snipe your GOLD while the ducks are still sitting...

On the '95' anniversary where we had arguably our best team we now get to see arguably our worst!

The 1995 team could turn up drunk, and still beat the 2015 trainwreck.

wanted witches hats they may cover more ground than 3/4's of Carlton's list

And... they're cheaper by the dozen too...

And Malthouse said he couldn't see us losing a game preseason.

That's correct - he had his hands over his face most weeks.

I don't post here much, so I am not here to take pot shots..

That's fine brother, leave it to us - we're the experts at it.

If this isn't rock bottom, the people running the joint have no idea.

Yet you have at least a month to try to penetrate clay...

We will get our fourth spoon I hate to say.

And we offer FREE DELIVERY.

The loss leaves a bitter taste in my mouth.

No, that's just vomit.

They should voluntarily drop themselves to the seconds.

Very presumptuous of you to think any reserves players actually want a place in the senior team?

Let's not forget that we virtually lost our whole forward line..

You didn't lose them - they chose to jump like rats [no pun] off a sinking ship.

We don't deserve any Friday night games based on tonight's performance.

You don't deserve to field a side in the AFL based on tonight's performance

I'd like to say meh but what I really want to say is FAAARRRRRKKKKK!

Welcome to my world.

Commentators laughing it up for the fact that Gunstan kicked a higher score than we did.

Laugh, and the world laughs with you.

Pity you don't get six points for landing the ball on someone's head.

That's a Malthouse gameplan infesting TWO clubs now...

Commentators were so unprofessional with their giggles and guffaws.

And you expect what exactly from the retards on ch.7?

The current people at the club (all of them) are succeeding in completely destroying our once great club..

You say that like it's a bad thing?

Our percentage is 66.6.... make of that what you will...

S'okay; it will drop to one decimal point after Hawthorn strap on the dildo in the final round...

Would like to get into a time machine and just go 5 years into the future ...

No problems; as long as you don't come back...

The only saving grace from the night is at least we got playing Hawthorn out of the way. I mean imagine how bad it could have been if we were playing them in the run home into the finals

Perhaps they'll declare at 3/4-time, and give their blokes a quarter's rest prior to the finals?

[Jezza]

No worries Dyso! Glad you enjoyed that!

[Mossi]

Another Carlton Scalp!
When one plays Carlton, the next match is usually a danger game!
Hawks another victim!!

[MagpieBat]

Time to salvage something from the wreckage of today.

Back soon...

[MagpieBat]

@#$%&! me I bet this is Waite's best NM game. @#$%&! this game.

Doing what we do best...giving up!

The culture is just so putrid.

Flat track bully Waity right on cue...

He learnt from the best school of flat track bully-ness in the AFL...

Gone down hill since Cripps missed that goal....

Cmon boys we've got to drop another 3% .

We are Fitzroy

Fitness? ??

i wanna punch every one of these commentators in the face

Just when I thought BT couldn't get any more embarrassing...

Great option Hendo... fmd

too many dumb footballers

How do you pick out an opposition bloke that easily...shit!

Ziebell kicks one from the boundary - cripps misses in front from 30.... Twice

Yarran is cooked as a footballer. He's had 1 bounce tonite. Gives zero in a marking contest......too lazy to run with his man.....terrible turnovers......let his man find space to mark 30m out etc etc.

Surely he has to be dropped if a Barker is fair dinkum

Great hot spud handball Yazz you hack.

So we've played one quarter. Hmmm.

Disgraceful....

Lingy's talking to Waitey, and now to Scotty. Tools galore alright.

Usual culprits let us down.

Just get rid of Rowe absolute dud

Not fired up, couldn't give a @#$%&! anymore.. Disgraceful these pricks get paid regardless how pathetic they perform...

need to replace Jamison, Rowe, Henderson, Tutt, Yarran, White, Carazzo. They are not up to it.

If thought we'd have dropped at least another 1%, very disappointing

Commentary was at an all time low

this club now stands for nothing....

apathy, disinterest and the wishfulness to lose is what is truly disgraceful...

15 years of loser mindset means high draft picks have become irrelevent...

The culture that this club engenders by fans, players and administrators alike is pitiful...

[Jezza]

Thanks for posting the quotes MB but tonight is one of those nights where I'm not in a laughing mood after what I witnessed earlier today with our mob.

[ANNODAM]

^ I know right, I hope this thread gets bumped up nice & early next week, for all our sakes..

[piedys]

No worries Dyso! Glad you enjoyed that!

Sweet bro! Hoping for redemption this week, or the forum server's going to get fried...

[stoliboy]

1:36 left.

To the batmobile!!!!!!!

[MagpieBat]

It's over! The drought is BROKEN!

And old friend, what better way to break it than with you?

Pull up a stool and order for me. I'll be right back...

[MagpieBat]

Fair effort that.

Tried hard with lots of unfit kids.

Damn, I think our percentage improved by .95%

double cobra was the highlight.

Frustration says - non calls when Buckley was infringed by Elliot to mark and goal and the goal line throw cost us.

Reality says - good overall effort from an undermanned squad who missed one or two difficult shots on goal in the last when we needed them.

Casboults kicking has been great for several weeks and he will over time learn how to stay involved and drift in and out of the game less. Great to see him doing well.

commentary on TV gives ne the sheits, changed to radio

It shows how BS the Superfooty points calculations are that Cripps had 102 points and was outscored by the likes of Blair and Crisp.

Disgraceful booing of Murphy all day.

Collingwood looks like tarzan, plays like Jane. Elliot, fasolo, reid are "nice" footballers. The sleeve thing doesnt spook the opposition.

Smith- too many non afl qualities. Pick 61
Buckley- too small for the backline. I would like a 4 week trial forward of centre
Cripps- can reserve space on our honour boards
Bokeheurst- shows afl skills and mansfield 3rds fitness levels
Whiley- great endeavour but is a list clogger because he can not run and spread
Holman needs to be told to run and carry because he his handballing to senior players who are slow and poor finishers
Carazzo, curnow, rowe, jamison, thouey are a combination or one of slow and poor disposers

Smith is like a17 year old about to lose his virginity. Plenty of energy and enthusiasm but is all over the place.
But I reckon he can be a good operator over time.

Wood was terrible and should only play if Krooz is unfit

Bell does a lot of good things but his decision making is diabolical. White was horrid. I would not re-contract Rowe. He might be a good leader but he simply isn't a good enough footballer (though he improved in the second half).

Always like to see the level of effort when names are dropped for lack of it, as it shows to me how much is a problem with the club or the individuals concerned.

I was satisfied with the response.

Can someone please open the Brisbane -v- Carlton pre-match discussion thread?

Went to both games. Have always loved playing Collingwood at MCG, going early watched the reserves then the seniors. Fond memories. Until today, we are sinking lower and lower

My observations

Northern Blues jumper sucks. Play in Carlton jumper and become Carlton in 2016.
Nothing to really get excited about in NB's. Bailey Rice did a couple of things but who knows.
Rest were pathetic. Nothing pushing for a spot. Jaksch as a forward in last qtr looked okay
Yarran disinterested. Menzel skilful in space, lacks true football nouse under pressure.

How can we select two players like BB & Smith who are nowhere near fit for AFL. Barker had to hide them in last half in pockets. Wouldn't get on most lists with those fitness levels.
Why is White on the ball/tagging? Makes no sense
Have to be the worst kicking side I have seen. On top of that we kick backwards all the time. How about trying to take the game on?
Bell would be a star if he could kick or had some awareness
Holman showed a bit as did Whiley when he came on.
Collingwood have a lot more talent but are playing just as badly. Gameplan is ordinary

Trying to look for positives but reality is we are so far off being a good side it is scary.

Again, our decision making and crappy skill level let us down time and time again...
That and the over handballing...
Clem, BB, Whiley and Holman need to develop their tanks over the off season...
Love Bell;s effort, but boy of boy does he let himself and the team down sometimes...

Happy with losing to Collingwood.

I just don't get it.

Remind me why Henderson is still playing????

48,000 crowd, we've had bigger at Princes Park in 1979

@#$%&! late free kick goal how much percentage is that going to cost

idiots

SOS will be happy

That non goal was a momentum killer

Buckley is/will be a great player but he's had a poor one today. Made to look silly a few times now.

[Pies4shaw]

I think the following exchange from the thread in GD needs to be preserved here, where we can always find it:

Oh so good;

@RonnyLerner: Collingwood have now beaten Carlton six times in a row for the first time in 116 years #AFLPiesBlues

Back then, Queen Victoria was still on the throne, Australia as a country didn't exist and John Wren was turning a quid out the back of his tobacco shop...

Fair to say, it's been a while between drinks...

[i hate carlton]

What a shame traitor Daisy wasn't on the paddock today to be booed again.

[Mossi]

What a shame traitor Daisy wasn't on the paddock today to be booed again.

But he was in the commentary box and I booed him!