Laugh at Carlscum thread

[swoop42]

They're so pathetic now it almost takes the fun out of it.

Almost.

[Dave The Man]

McLeaure doing his best to MM Sacked on there

[Jezza]

This is beautiful in so many ways! I'm going to check out Mick's press conference before I head to TankingCarlton and BigFooty!

[qldmagpie67]

Popcorn check
Red wine check
Watching McClure of fox sharpen his knife for MM check
Waiting for Jezza and the bat to come up with th goods check
Oh this is fantastic
If we can't win a premiership this year seeing the scum win a spoon is the next best thing

[Dave The Man]

MaCleaure was Begging Trigg there to sack MM now

[Dave The Man]

Wonder what Excuses MM will come up with Tonight?

[Dave The Man]

EDDIE is Loving This

[Jezza]

Watching McClure is priceless! I'm loving this.

Sorry for the delay with the quotes guys but this is too good to miss on Fox Footy.

[Dave The Man]

Watching McClure is priceless! I'm loving this.

Sorry for the delay with the quotes guys but this is too good to miss on Fox Footy.

Agree - McClure is just about ready to tell Carlton to go and get Stuffed

[Flashman]

Wonder what Excuses MM will come up with Tonight?

Injuries Dave.

Their injury list is tiny compared to ours and he's moaning about that. What a bullshit artist.

[Dave The Man]

Wonder what Excuses MM will come up with Tonight?

Injuries Dave.

Their injury list is tiny compared to ours and he's moaning about that. What a bullshit artist.

Always Has Been.

He never makes Sense in his Interviews/Presser's

[Jezza]

Sorry for the delay guys but the last hour has been riveting television on Fox Footy.

TankingCarlton and BigFooty quotes to come...

[Dave The Man]

[Nick - Pie Man]

If you have the time, I'd love to know what I missed on Fox.

What's McClure whinging about. Nobody was expecting Carlton to win tonight.

[Jezza]

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$2.50 lol

keeping our average of 2 goals a qrt for the past 18 qrts in tact...

Shit

Crap

Fecal

Excremental

Manure

Predictably putrid pile of pap.

Will MM make it through to next week?
If he does it will be a miracle IMO.

What's the bet he stays!

I'm guessing this means our premiership chances this year are screwed.

No you're still a chance...

top 4 will be tough now

There was a good part of the match.

Gibbs was subbed for Buckley. Definite trade bait. Must be trade bait. Have to be trade bait.

Every player we whinge about has some technical flaw. Not Gibbs. He is just a pussy. Get rid of him but have someone with nous do it so we get something in return.

Oh oh. do CFC and nous compute?

This season is all about these numbers.

1, 19, 37, 55, 73.

Delivery into the forward line was abhorrent for the final 15 minutes that I watched.

Like the way Trigg paused after saying "we have a plan, which is..."

so many flowers

So no Dick. But wood good. And bryce, back ended.

Thats all I got. I'll see myself out.

i hope someone (anyone) masquerading as a football journalist has the balls to ask Mick in his press conference the reason he replaced Carazzo with Warnock

Can't remember a time (or a team) having so fewer marks on the lead.

I find it hard to believe that the club still regards Murphy and Gibbs as untouchables. They would be the first two I would look to trade. Murph gutsy but too little and ineffective when he gets it. Gibbs - well what can you say. Not going to build anything around these two.

Another dispirited, confused performance. It makes me sick thinking they receive the pay cheques they do despite the half hearted efforts. Someone should invent a cash counter instead of a useless GPS monitor for players. Dollars should be counted with the amount of exertion applied. Let's see how they play then.

Not only was the play on the field confused, but the messages off the field were too.

Didn't think things could get any bleaker.

Neither did I but isn't it fantastic!

By the way, I can't see Malthouse getting sacked this week. I would think that the sacking should/would come just before we play a team which is beatable (as we all know there will be the obligatory lift in effort straight after a sacking) and given we are playing Sydney next week even sacking the whole coaching staff won't make a difference.

However, after that we play Adelaide and by then Henderson and Jamison would be back by then.......so I'm guessing another 70+ point loss next week will bring forward the review on the coach.

Malthouse: "No, the President and CEO haven't come in to talk to me tonight."
Malthouse: "I am in total alignment with the football club. I am fully behind the CEO."
Malthouse: "We know what we have to do... That's why Steve Silvagni has come on board."
Malthouse: "Let me clarify this. There is no rift with me and Steven. There is no rift with me and the Board."
Malthouse: "We are trying to get the right list up but we keep hitting roadblocks. We can't afford that. Our depth isn't good enough."

Geelong were very very ordinary too.

Footy is dead.

Didn't see Kruezer do a thing all night. Sack him

i agree with Mick on one thing. our rebuild decision should have been kept in house. announcing it to the public after two rounds of football was sheer lunacy. for the club, coach , players and supporters.

Warnock in for Carrazzo was plain crazy. If he had come in for Wood I could understand it, but that is one awful decision. There are half a dozen smaller more mobile blokes in the 2's that would have been a better choice. I can't believe that this has happened twice in a few weeks. Loony stuff.

Everitt gave a good impersonation of a witches hat at full forward tonight. Ball never kicked to his advantage though.

If you're a forward at Carlton you're automatically a witches hat.

So I didn't miss much then.

You missed plenty!