Laugh at Carlscum thread

[mandy]

Bump.

They didn't win!

[Pies4shaw]

I don't know which was funniest - them coughing up a 5 goal lead, them letting the bombers kick about 10 in a row to get 5 in front or them coming back and getting level - and then failing to get the winning point over the line from about 6 cm out. They're the gift that just keeps on giving.

[MagpieBat]

Belated, but here we go, for the last time in 2014...

torture, this

Are we the worst team in the league at filling the hole 40m out, directly in front? Teams just lob it in there blind and get a goal 80% of the time.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Watson went for a mark, dumb play!!!!!

This is @#$%&! painful

@#$%&!!!!!! Just needed to flick it over the top!!! Why did you go for the @#$%&! mark?!?!?!?!!?!?

Still proud of the boys, though. Took a bit of wind out of the cheats' sails and didn't let them beat us. They're going out next week.

Sums up our season

Had the game in the bag and managed to find a way to @#$%&! it up

Thank @#$%&! it's over

How did we not punch that through?

Our club is full of of stupid dumb flower...... Punch it through, handball it through, use your cock to bat it through.... Seriously , just dumb flower

Can't even @#$%&! tank properly

What a pending disaster

Can't even @#$%&! tank properly

Incompetent @#$%&!!

@#$%&! HELL

My god why did Watson go for the mark??????????????????????????????????

What a @#$%&! up way to end the season

Matthew Watson no game sense at all. Punch the fkn thing through!!! no idea

Come at me pick 5

Wood had the opportunity to knock the ball through also. They will learn from this and have a big preseason without any misconceptions as to exactly where they sit in the league.

Watson and McLean May have just saved their careers and our second Irish boy has a big future in front of him. His delivery under pressure at the end was sublime.

Glass half full, bring on 2015!!!!

There are good signs. Goodbye J Waite.

5 goals up and then conceded about 9 goals.

Lets ignore that

Then tanked for another honourable loss (draw)

We were ahead of the Tigers about 9 weeks ago folks. They have won 8 in a row.

When was the last time carlton won more than 4 games in a row? 2001?

One year of "Mick" to go.

People are happy with that draw? We should have won! Is anyone else gutted by that result? Because by god I am. F$%k draft picks, that win would have meant way more to our fragile mob than any higher draft pick. Would have then sent the cheats interstate next week too, a draw is as good as a win for them.

How typical of Carlton in 2014, if we're not losing close games we're handing the cheats a draw. The only question in my mind when Gibbs lined up was whether he'd kick a goal or a behind. Christ he'd kick that distance in his sleep normally, god how I wanted to break those bastards hearts. I had my head in my hands repeating "he couldn't kick the distance" after his kick.

What a ridiculous team I'm saddled with, I'm just gutted, I need a drink. See you next year for more heartbreak.

See you then!

5 goals up and AGAIN buckled to concede about 9 goals.

Leaders go missing.

The opposition know it to. Put a bit of pressure on and the Blues go back into their shells.

A lot of work on the mental strength and character of the players ahead for MM.

But the dumb and dumber prize goes to wood. WTF was he thinking - just had to take a step to the right and we win. And cost us the freo game also.

But but but, he's better than Warnock!

No one can be happy with a draw to the drug cheats when we had them bent over a barrel and should have [REDACTED] them up their peptide enhanced arseholes. We wet our pants. Nothing to do with Mick this time. Nothing to do with going in as rank underdogs. If you went to the game you'd be disappointed too.

Thank GOD it's over... What a disaster of a Season- Nothing went right for us...Let the Clean up begin!!

Now, we gota wait another 6 months and hope for a new beginning...

They are flowering cheats who take performance enhancing illegal drugs, every club who has lost to them since 2012 is the moral victor.

They are morally bankrupt corrupt cheats.

They are a shit stain on the AFL competition and a slur and disgrace to all Australian sport and true Australian sportsmen.

You shouldn't really talk about yourselves like that...

Look at malthouse at collingwood for a clue.
year 1 finished 15th
year 2 finished 9th
year 3 lost to brisbane in the GF

I am not predicting a GF appearance. But I am predicting a massively competitve side that wins not loses the close ones. That beats the teams below them comprehensively.

De. Lusional.

[mandy]

Thanks MB. Obviously you were tied up today.

But Jezza? You didn't even go to the footy today like us and just had to write one essay. Lift your game!

[Pies4shaw]

Very enjoyable MB. It's good to see that their season ended on a high note and that their fans got so much out of it.

[swoop42]

They can't even get themselves a top 5 pick.

Well played dogs.

[Big T]

Bat it through with your cock, that is bloody funny.

[Jezza]

Thanks MB. Obviously you were tied up today.

But Jezza? You didn't even go to the footy today like us and just had to write one essay. Lift your game!

LOL I didn't know what to do in an event of a draw! We've never encountered that result since the thread started in early 2012

Plus Essendon fans seemed more pissed off about the draw than Carlton fans did.

[Nick - Pie Man]

Do they have a topic like this on their board where they laugh at us? I'm curious .. they must know about this thread, surely

[Pies4shaw]

No, but they do have a 174 page Malthouse thread and a 67 page 2014 list management thread. Ho ho ho.

[Jezza]

They have a thread devoted to every club but you have to be a registered member to see it!

[Pies4shaw]

A little good news: it is being reported that Tom Mitchell has turned down the Blooz. Apparently, he'd rather play in the seconds at a competent club than go to Royal Park: http://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/tom-mi ... 7071911983

[MagpieBat]

A little good news: it is being reported that Tom Mitchell has turned down the Blooz. Apparently, he'd rather play in the seconds at a competent club than go to Royal Park: http://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/tom-mi ... 7071911983

Good for Mitchell.

Bad for us, because it decreases the (albeit already unlikely) chance of snaring Moore with our second round pick. The Scum would have needed to keep pick 6/7 free to parlay a trade for him.

On the other hand, it keeps them weak and with no obvious successor to Judd. Mitchell is a gun and would have been the perfect addition.

Suck it, Scumbaggers!

[Jezza]

Excellent news! Mitchell is a gun footballer and it would have been bad to see him the Blues!

[Pies4shaw]

Very, very sad to see that a lack of transparency about the process for determining free agent compensation has hampered their off-season trading. Apparently, they were expecting to get a 3rd round pick for Waite which they were intending to transform magically into a key forward from GWS. What a tragedy.

http://www.canberratimes.com.au/afl/afl ... 0qkxy.html