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AHH, CAMERON WOOD, THE BIGGEST BATTLER MORON WE EVER HAD, THE OLD FART SACKS HIM, THEN PICKS HIM UP AGAIN, AND HE COSTS THEM A CERTAIN WIN. HA HA HA HA HA HA.!!

SUCK ON THAT ONE OLD MAN. HES YOUR PLAYER NOW. HA HA HA.
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F%$###!!!!!!!!
cant complaign at all with that performance.

a game of inches ...
And when your ruckman gives them an inch, their small forward takes a mile! :lol:
4qrt effort, it's all you can ask for... The polish will come in time....
And by what time on the premiership clock will that be? 11am?
Problem players were real problems...
Too many spuds when it counts.

Casboult takes that mark, and we never have to see how much Wood can shit the bed.
We were probably better off to lose but it still hurts
can't fault the effort. lacking a little class and finishing skills. @#$%&!, that loss hurts :hitcomputer:
@#$%&!, that loss tickles! :lol:
Happy with the effort but too many duds
Heartbreaking, but must not finish above 13th

Great use of the sub again
Forgot about the game, got a text saying switch onto 7, Blues are about to snag a win.

Literally all I saw was Neale's goal go through. Good 9 seconds of footy.
:lol:
Fyfe 13 clearances; 10 around the ground.

Wood was annihilated
Missing Warnock yet?

:lol:
I'll say it in this thread as well. Nat Fyffe is a star.
If you didn't already know.
Lack of composure in front of goal and in front of own goal in the last 5 minutes. Was upset but just had to realise that it does not matter. Just have to win the last game against the cheats.
Freo training up, men down and way off their game. Us playing as well as we have this year and still found a way to lose.
Beautiful, isn't it?
We can certainly concede goals in red time
Cas and Rowe played like cas and Rowe circa 2013
Must say though I hate not knowing if I want us to win or not feels empty either way
'Tis the by-product of encouraging tanking for all those years - a loser's mindset...
Don't forget Docherty's OOF.
Thought we would get smashed
Even better result... :twisted:
Funny how late errors get magnified. Our errors all night would fill a phone book.
Oh, this is beautiful!

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Seems the pathetic prick fans still think tanking is their best bet, to get good picks, when they know full well, they got more top picks, judd, kruezer, gibbs, murphy,etc than anyone else, and still could not get a flag. ! They just don't get it, you cant cheat and buy flags these days.!
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Twice in the last 5 minutes they had guys standing unmarked right in the centre of their 50m.

And twice quick kicks - one from them and one from us - fell right on their chest.

Hard to believe. Under 9's stuff.
Me too.. The ultimate tank.
Plenty of development without the 4 points.
How's that worked out for you so far...?
The giraffe would have been no better.
Be fair, Warnock WOULD have been better... on account of the fact that he doesn't get possessions in the first place, haha! :P :lol:
Happy with the effort.

Not happy with the unlucky result.

Docherty kick OOB proves he's not an elite kick.
I liked his game but I've seen enough to know he isn't the elite kick people rave about.
Casboult just couldn't hold them,
Thomas skills were C class.
Ellards kicking,

A lot of improvement left.
Skills are so important in this day and age,
In a defensive game every shot at goal counts.
Turnovers and bad kicking killed us.
Brocks pace nearly tore them a new one as sub :lol:

We lost it. Freo didn't win it. We kicked the ball to them for the winning goal. Period.
Docherty under done.
But I want kouta to return and tell us again.
Fyffe overrated Lucas is the right draft choice.
Where is that bloke!? Lol
Not surprised we couldn't hang on v flag contender away with so many limited players running around.
We are poorly drilled when it comes to doing the right thing to hold on to a lead in dying minutes. Cost us games all year.

Probably tanking.
Best game from Daisy though. 115 dream team points. :smile:
Ooh, the investment is FINALLY starting to pay off, is it?

Only took the better part of a year...
Showed we can match it with the best of them.

Four points would have done us more bad than good.

Perfect result.
So many of these kind of posts popping up over there. They obviously haven't cottoned onto the fact that tanking has got them utterly nowhere to date. Hmm, probably wise, actually...
10:33 left on the clock in the last quarter (watch from there) and see why Carrazzo is still in the side.

If he can have a good pre-season and remain injury free for 2015, and put in efforts like the above example, I look forward to Carrazzo staying on another year.
Carrazzo will be, what, 32 next year? Oh well, whatever gets you all misty-eyed...
Threw it away
@#$%&!
We are Spudsville
Ugh
Casboult is your classic on in ten player.
Lack of composure killed us when it mattered. I am truly shocked...
"Fremantle are a very good football side"
F&$ck wood. He had 3 Team mates close by, what does he effin do.

Unreal.......
Under 12 error by Wood. Amateur hour.
11oclock...
Levi Casboult should be investigated for match fixing...
Far out...
Warnock anyone?
We're tanking.

No-one is this stupid.
oops
fkn umpires
Lol, what?! :roll: :lol: :lol:

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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH this should be sweet...I'll be right back from BigFooty :twisted:
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BigFooty:
Another honourable loss .... too many really
Speechless
Woods error should never have even occured.
Terrible result after so much effort. I haven't seen Cas and Ellard play so poorly. Absolutely devastated with that.
no team blows games like we do
I know right... :roll:
What for you make me cry Carlton?
Absolutely shattered
a gross feeling

Doc sprays it, Levi spuds it, Wood ****s it.

Cataclysmic
Sigh
Shattered into a million pieces right now.
Shattered
Delighted! :twisted:
i'm sick of how many stupid players we have in our team, ******* Zach Tuohy giving another 50 away that lead to a goal, he does it too often

hope Mick blasts the shit out of them
Ellard is such a terrible footballer. 52 wasted games.
Jesus that one hurts to lose.
That is just a terrible loss. No tip toeing around it. Yes, it's Fremantle but I feel as though they're vastly overrated anyway, and we destroyed them all night. Horrendous kicking. So much like a loss last year.

We gifted them that. ****.

Cam Wood with a Robbie Warnock versus Richmond like play too. Ugh.
Jamison won't last 3 years
Absolutely shattered!
Gah. Will we ever actually win the close ones? Seriously, we have played some absolute rubbish football in the past few years, but imagine if we had the ability to finish off some of the games we lost in the dying moments? Countless times it has happened.

We won't go forward till we sort this out.
Very disappointed in the end, guttered as a matter of fact.
Was a good loss if that makes sense!.
You keep telling yourself that :P
Just back from doing the ladder predictor.

Despite tonight's loss, it's still mathematically possible for us to finish in 8th spot on ten wins.

#believe
Still deluded :lol: :lol: :lol:
I'm a little bit dead inside right now
What a waste listening to a Malthouse press conference
"Fremantle is a very good team' :P
thanks for the insight mick. Come on give us something.
Don't even bother listening to Micks PC.
Switched over to the Comm Games about 5 minutes after the game finished.
MICKY MADHOUSE! :lol:
Hard to do a Press Conference from he air old boy...
Sheesh..
G.u.t.t.e.d.
E.c.s.t.a.t.i.c
Well I am calm again and ready to comment. Who the **** am I kidding.?

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No matter how badly whatever, the Pies are going, a loss to the scum always puts spring into my step, and gladdens the heart. Long may this glorious thread reign. !
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I have to say watching Carlton lose that game made my week all that much better, thank you Carlton.
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Piesnchess wrote:No matter how badly whatever, the Pies are going, a loss to the scum always puts spring into my step, and gladdens the heart. Long may this glorious thread reign. !
It's reign was over as soon as the mods dicked it into this wasteland of a forum and out of general chat
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sadly Freo would have walloped us by 5 goals
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Nothing sad about it. The Blooz are looking for their first Grand Final this century. Collingwood has played 5. The 'Pies will play another 5 before the Blooz get there, the way they are going.

And the length of their premiership drought ranks behind only Footscray, Melbourne, the 'Aints and Richmond.

All these matters are cause for celebration and much calypso dancing.
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^ Yeah man!


Loving it!
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http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/law-or ... 7014310837

Jeff Garlett was left in hospital after a brawl in the CBD on Sunday.


Ahhh the Scum............the gift that keeps on giving!! :P :twisted:
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Malthouse's boys playing up again, history repeats!
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...and Mitch Robinson lied to the club about being involved ala Shaw/Didak. Clearly the players are just following the lead of MM who is a serial liar
How would Siri know when to answer "Hey Siri" unless it is listening in to everything you say?
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