Laugh at Carlscum thread

[MagpieBat]

Now as far as I could see Gibbs was running around Untagged all
Night and did SFA ... Does this re open the debate about his contractual status?? I would argue it should ...

Yet you look at Melbourne's list and they have more spuds playing than us yet they are a more disciplined, defensive unit.

When they play you can see each player knows what the plan is - even if it doesn't come off

Under MM the players look confused; they don't know what to do on so many occasions.

Roos is able to do it at Melbourne with a shitter list; MM is being paid the big bucks to bring some resolve to the Carlton group but it is clear he is failing

PATHETIC

At least we're not Richmond

Clouds and silver linings...

We are far too patchy and have been for years. Doesn't seem to matter who the coach is. We swing from chocolates to boiled lollies and back again.

And our general sloppiness in disposal and discipline means that we never seem to take full advantage of our periods of dominance. How many inside-50s did we have?

Just really disappointing that these losses keep occurring and there just does not appear to be an obvious answer in sight or any indication that things can be turned around.

We had plenty of opportunity to put the margin out of reach but we couldn't convert our dominance onto the score board.

We had so many inside 50's but Waite and Henderson were useless especially Waite.

Eddie. gets would have kicked 6 goals tonight...... What was dale Thomas contribution to the scoreboard??

just play the kids and see how they go they mite surprise us surely they will have a crack not like
some of those gutless blokes who played tonite

Pension of Waite, Carrotts etc, lets start a proper rebuild, may drop down the ladder but will get a better draft pick - not that its always been used well in the past

Poor effort.

I thought McLean was a liability all night, slow, inaccurate and hurt us.
Carazzo also didn't offer much & Waite was well beaten by another young defender.

All should be moved aside to develop kids.

Buckley also didn't look right.

The rebuild has begun.

Don't expect us to play finals for two or 3 years.

They'll keep cutting the bottom 4 or 5 players at the end if the year and replace with them with kids.

The Board should tell MM to go into rebuild mode now.

So @#$%&! typical of this club

Carrazzos turnover at the start set the tone
Waites brain fart killed us
Same old
Same old
Need to build a new leadership group
Jeff kicks 3 but does bugger all else hardly touching it
Gibbs runs around Untagged and does bugger all
Undiscipline reigns again
It's over for the old guard and thank God bec it's time for a new leadership group

Look at Carlton points against from Ratten to Malthouse.

And in response to the guy who spoke about rebuild mode...

To rebuild his holiday/retirement house !

Really insipid.

didn't turn up for the first quarter (as proved by their second quarter).

Then having fought their way back, they coast (as typified by Squibbs).

Don't blame the umpires (although those puss-bags were simply atrocious at the death). FFS. They are the bottom team. What were they doing within 50 points of us?

oh yeah, and don't forget, they lost their ruckman to a knee injury.....

Season over (if it wasn't all ready).

Weak, weak, weak! Every time Carlton come to QLD they go on @#$%&! holidays.

Enjoy the beach tomorrow boys, the rain should have cleared.

Sunny days.

Waite HAS to be delisted at the end of the year. That man is a constant disappointment.

MM's presser lasted 2 minutes (just saw it) he was seething.

He's having trouble lasting long these days. They have medication for that, apparently...

been there for over 18 months now - what's changed ?

Really poor performance. Finals now not a possibility. Time for some cash respite & careers to go. Waite & Carrazzo, sorry but you must go for the good of the club moving forward.
Umpiring cost us that game and then any composure to steal it back.
Geelong off a 100pts, next week should be interesting....

There is no defending Dr Strangelove tonight or his $700k a year mate. Both terrible. Not the only ones but they are my targets.

We've had a pretty decent month of footy, and where we're at as a team, a loss was unfortunately due. The good news is we'll make a better showing of ourselves against the cats, and I look forward to a very good game of footy. Don't count us out against Geelong. As for this game? Its better off forgotten quick.

Look up "crazy" in the dictionary, and you will find this post...

I reckon we looked buggered.

I reckon you looked sh-t!

Do you know what - I couldn't give a stuff if we choose a KPP or a mid in the draft, I just want someone who would be shitty about losing Lou's handball on the Sunday footy show!

They don't have that segment anymore... so there goes the one thing your mob has a hope of winning!

pains me to say it but we are the new Melbourne/Richmond

There is no hope

We've blown it

God help our kids

Pleases me to day it.

we haven't had a decent month of footy

we have been crap all year and have luckily had a soft draw

even our wins have been ordinary affairs

it's the Carlton way to talk ourselves up

watch us get murdered now against the quality teams

[Mugwump]

A fine contribution to the ascent of man, Bat - congratulations, always look forward to your work in this rich field....

[swoop42]

This thread is pure porn.

[Pies4shaw]

It's a shame they couldn't have had this live on FTA. The other game has been hopeless all night.

[BEAMER09]

Scum's issue is very simple.
And I know what the issue is.
They can't CHEAT which means they can't win.

That's why they won 3 wooden spoons- because they are cheated.

No CHEAT No WIN.

[BEAMER09]

Correction:
That's why they won 3 wooden spoons- because they cheated.

[Piesnchess]

Reading some of the scum fans comments above is amazing, some of em want to drop down the ladder and get EARLY DRAFT PICKS !!!

ERRR, HELLO, ANYONE HOME ON PLANET ZOG, YOU CHEATING BASTARDS HAVE HAD MORE EARLY PICKS THAN THE BEATLES HAD NUMBER ONE HITS, AND YOUR STILL UTTER SHIT. !!


HOW MANY MORE, LIKE GIBBS, DO THEY WANT ????

[neil]

HOW MANY MORE, LIKE GIBBS, DO THEY WANT ????

I want them to have every draft pick for the next twenty years to be Gibbs like.

[Johnno75]

11 rounds in, Essendon, Richmond and Carlton out of the eight and the mighty pies are top 4. Doesn't get much better than that right now.

[Jezza]

^ Absolutely agree Johnno

Now let's get back to the second and last part of our laughter of the Scum fans commenting hysterically on BigFooty after their loss to the Lions!

Tired of this team, I really am. Umpires were atrocious but really we should have still one regardless. All the umpires did was give it to them as a result of us playing the same sh*t we always do. How many times do us die hard fans who went through the dark ages have to put up with this team playing spineless football and losing to bottom placed sides?
Richmond .... Then Melbourne OMG!

and now Brisbane! Wow just wow my beloved Blues have managed to break my heart for the thousandth time.

Just want a clear out, a proper rebuild. Bring in untainted players who give a damn. Change this cancer of a culture.

Just trade or get rid of the passengers. We all know who they are.

When is enough going to be enough.

Quick death will be better than a slow death.... Bring on more loses!!!!!

Tanking officially begins!

Reminiscent of 2007. Let's hope we keep on losing so we can get early draft picks & then we can build a premiership team. Can anyone see the issue with this attitude? Does losing games so as to get better draft picks actually work?

yep waite is the same, always injured and often braindead.

We really need to tear the club down and start again. Things are just rotten and have been for a long long time.

We have failed to step into the modern age.

What kills is a club like Collingwood has.

sigh

just, sigh

Not watch Geelong and Hawks destroy us by 100+. Hope we can beat Gaints in 3 weeks

Even beating the Giants isn't a guarantee for a crap club like yours!

So - other clubs can rebuild in two-three years - but we can't do anything in 15 years ?

Awesome. Things are going swimmingly.

I look forward to another 15 years of the same - which will be one of the longest non-flag winning streaks in history.

Mate, we ****** our rebuild by being too content in 2011 after a semi final loss.

We were winning by 18 points in last and lost. Stop blaming the umpires.

THIS LOSS HURTS. To be honest i almost cryed i felt like everything was against us in that last 10 mins

We'll only lose by 4 goals next week and some bozos will be singing the praises again

This - my worst result for this year would have been some muted recovery where we win 5-6 games and finish just outside the eight.

The four wins we had were 'fools gold' - some of the worst wins you'd want to see (how West Coast lost that game I will never know).

The team - as it is - is no good. It's not a disaster and we have some good building blocks and we need to add some more top end young talent.

Tough run home too with Cats, Hawks coming up and Pies soon after, plus 2 trips away: Perth and Adelaide.
Eep!

Mate -seriously - we just lost to the BOTTOM of the ladder.

We lost to Melbourne !!

Its a god damned bloody disgrace - a total piss take - beyond ridiculous - you should be steaming mad.

Mick got COMPREHENSIVELY out coached - period.

He is getting out coached regularly.

I think we have decent cattle. Don't rate him - Pies got rid of him for a reason.

You're right about the coach but you're list sucks as well which you still haven't figured out yet!

Why is Mick so keen to have carrazzo in the side?

Sounds familiar...Mick has his favourites again

I wish we were mediocre. Would be a massive improvement.

I know we are crap but I think everyone besides Carlton supports hate Carlton more than Collingwood including the umpires

Im not sure why we let other supporters post in our Game Roast thread. It makes my balls twist more than they already are reading there b/s posts knowing that they really snickering behind what they type.

I am SO happy to be going overseas for 5 weeks on July 6.

Certainly wont be missing anything.

A good team could beat that lions team drunk. They are deplorable.
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seems the last 4/5 was fools gold

Almost booked my overseas trip a week later in case we made final.

Didn't.

correct decision.

So - Blues finish 5th, 8th and 7th under Ratten - THEN have 17 of our best 22 out - and finish 10th - and gets sacked - having taken us from 3 wooden spoons.

Now - we are losing to the worst

Laughing stock of the AFL.

Even the very bottom teams lick their lips when playing us.

We lack killer instinct, we do not know how to play ruthless football.

Only seem to turn up for brief moments within games.

Inexcusable.

I blame the coach - stupidest thing we ever did as club getting rid of Ratten.

Hope you're enjoying Micky Madhouse!

This isn't my team. This is the club for me but this isn't the team for me.

If you can't win all you want is a teams best effort. I can't remember the last time I watched Carlton and I was proud of their effort.

Ah who am I kidding? I'll be watching again next week.

Our list peaked in 2011 & has been on a downward curve since.

Peaked in 2011 and was still not good enough to compete with the best sides!

Second time this year we've been beaten by the 18th placed team.

Still have to play GWS too. We could make it three times yet.

Would that be some kind of record?

Le sigh.

This season is disappointing to say the least

We are worse than Richmond, sadly.

I'm seriously annoyed and sulking in my bedroom. I'm so angry that we lost the match

I'm not leaving this bedroom until there's a Royal Commission.

Looks like you'll be in your bedroom forever!

Stuff the umpires..........we played a team that sits at the ass end of the ladder and have been woeful all year...........somehow we find away to lose to them.

Over it. just so ******* over it.

[Johnno75]

Only team so far who has lost to both Brisbane and Melbourne.

[Geek]

11 rounds in, Essendon, Richmond and Carlton out of the eight and the mighty pies are top 4. Doesn't get much better than that right now.

Counting the bye round, mid season is after next weekend. The 8 doesn't change too much after that each year.

[mandy]

What did Bootsma do on social media to get himself sacked?

[Nick - Pie Man]

Naked selfies to randoms.


I'm quite enjoying Carlton's season.

[Wokko]