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shitloads of mental issues

no brains

no heart

no work rate

up and about early and that was enough for most of them
I think they have a medication for that these days....
Know you're in trouble when Curnow and Ellard are your best. Gibblet ?? $700k ?? Surely he's a $400k man ???
Why was Ratten sacked?
Pea-hearted flower
gonna be some bloodletting this week
Looking forward to it. Ginger, get the popcorn!
walker has been stupid all day

2 reports now
[REDACTED] up a pretty good weekend.
Thomas should have three or four goals. 30 out and he doesn't make the distance? WTF?
Ankle's f-cked his kicking ability. Easiest 700k you lot have ever blown! :twisted:

And in answer to that poster...
Hopefully his Dad is questioned about it in the press conference
Just as long as the journo isn't eating a pastry, otherwise he's a dead man.
That was pathetic by Walker.

Hope he gets a few.
Two rucks is a stupid concept to begin with.

With such a low number of substitutes, even worse.
Robbo to Cramer St I reckon
To many runners to good
Absolutely pole axed in the last quarter.
Malthouse = our biggest @#$%&! up since Pagan.

Wow. You @#$%&! idiots. U
Lets see how we look by round 3. If its the same I hope we go into rebuild mode.
Malthouse = Shithouse
Highlight: So glad I didn't go....
Highlight: you pr-cks lost....
turned into a spanking

I @#$%ing hate etihad
I'm just glad I didn't have to wait too long to remember how much this team shit me at times.
Tonight showed where the game is heading.....and we simply don't have the list. GCST and GWS have real no.1 picks, not the guys we got. Compare them.....it makes you laugh.
At least we didn't lose to GWS
Always look on the briiiiiiiiight side of life!

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ANNODAM wrote:They need a crumber...


But they can suck shit, at least it numbs our pain some what!
Eddie Betts. hello, eddie, where are ya buddy....... :?: :?:
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Well after a dismal Friday night the weekend has panned out the best we could have hoped for with a loss by Sydney, Richmond and the sweetest of all the scum.
He's mad. He's bad. He's MaynHARD!
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Looks like the old fart is wearing out his welcome at scumland, going by some of the comments above, what fools, got an old vengeful prick for all the wrong reasons, may their rose water turn to urine. !!
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Scum going nowhere with a 60 year old coach. Recruited a banged up Dale Thomas for way over what he's worth. If tonight continues, Thomas will be nothing more than a fringe player at best and Carlton will finish around 10th -14th.
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Post by ANNODAM »

Happy days are here again!

My husband has spring in his step now & skipped off to bed with a grin like The Cheshire Cat.

Why?

He works with a bunch of Scum supporters...
WE WERE ROBBED, RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME, RIGHT IN FRONT OF MEEE!

N.Y METS, N.Y GIANTS, PENRITH PANTHERS & HOBART HURRICANES FAN.

WE ALL LOOK GOOD AT TRAINING, IT'S THE MATCHES THAT COUNT!
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^ GEE they had a whole EIGHT POINT LEAD, in the first qtr, wow, open the champagne. LOL
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Post by Neil Appleby »

Those Carlton postings sound remarkably similar to those posted here on Friday night, which just goes to show that every club has its dumb, sad-sacks. But it is particularly enjoyable to listen to them and to the Richmond swine. Anybody hear that dopey cow on SEN Friday night saying that it was the best she'd felt since 1980? What a stupid drip and she got it back in spades last night.

Friday night doesn't feel as bad tonight.....imagine how we'd be feeling if the Filth had won and Richmond and the Swans had all won too. It's Round 1 and despite what Carey and Lloyd have to say, I'm not ready to call us the new 'bruise free' team just yet. We'll bounce back. Have faith Pie People.
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750k for (another) false God?

List management, Carltank style.

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Post by MagpieBat »

And, one more...


The wisdom is strong in this one...

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Old friend, it's good to have you back!
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:lol:

I'll sleep peacefully tonight.
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Ain't igT grand sharing the misery!

Any one else 0-4??!
You cant fix stupid, turns out you cant quarantine it either!
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Post by Pies4shaw »

Since when is posting about hating the Blooz an "Other AFL" thread? It's part of what defines us as Collingwood supporters. This should be on the main page, front and centre. In fact, it should probably be "stickied" so Magpie Bat doesn't have to go hunting for it when they lose.
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think positive wrote:Ain't igT grand sharing the misery!

Any one else 0-4??!
nah, I tipped Gold Coast and Port. :P
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Post by What'sinaname »

really, we get panted and we bump the laughing a Carlton thread. I guess when finals are out of the question, we need something to look forward to.
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