Laugh at Carlscum thread

[Jezza]

We were monstered physically by the Bulldogs .... Enough said.

These wimps couldn't win a 3 on 1 contest in their favour.

What has the coach got to do with that?

Pathetic bunch of so called players...whoi should not be playing in our jumper.

Do you blame Murph's effort on the coach? Walker's? etc etc

These guys are show ponies on big bucks...isnt that enough motivation.

!@#$%& them and !@#$%& the club as it stands.

I want my club back.

Has nothing to do with MM.
I saw enough last year...and heard enough too, to know Ratts wasn't the answer.

I knew we were bad !!!

But I really didnt think we are that SHIT !!!

How the !@#$%& am I supposed to encourage my 6yr old to keep following Carlton
with insipid performances like that garbage.

start at the top.... sticks is the problem... hes been around the club in admin for 15 seasons...

he is murdering us

we are the new St Kilda

I'm thinking the new Richmond

It's quite possible you, yes, all of you, will be DEAD when Carlton next wins a flag, if it indeed ever happens again.

That went well...

Don't worry people

Sticks says "stick fat"

Its all going ok.....

Sack Malthouse

It's begun

Say what you like about the list, MM as coach has failed in a lot of ways this year.

Bottom 4 next year

WTF???!!!! (I just found out the scores).

Geezus. What happened?

Pagan esque bombing to contests.

Squillions spent to get this shit.

When will the board take some responsibility?

Malthouse: "This will be a great test for our team. We could fold up the cards or make a statement. It's an opportunity to stand up."
Malthouse: "Jeff has a corked glute."
Malthouse: "Judd will probably miss the rest of the season. He has a medial ligament strain."
Malthouse: "I know exactly where we are. Sides in the eight deserve to be there."
Malthouse: "The Dogs totally and utterly deserve their victory."
Malthouse: "Wouldn't I love our injuries to be the reason... The Bulldogs were hungrier and they made a mockery of our defensive pressure."

They're all responsible.

Appointments made to cover their arses, try to show the membership they're doing something.

They don't have a plan.

The club has a white knight complex.

It isn't the 80s anymore where chequebooks ruled.

Pagan esque bombing to contests.

Dear Carlton

GET STUFFED.

If anyone says we lost today due to injuries, I'll SPEW UP.
You did nothing for the 1st quarter and a half..before the injuries.
You can take your post match party, and shove it up your ar$e.
I hope no one turned up.

As for you Malthouse
The players do not appear to be playing for you. Far from it. They are lacklustre, lacking pride and passion. They are nowhere.

Dear Carlton, you were always SHIT!

Best regards,

Collingwood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jS3S2s ... r_embedded

Bryce Gibbs - "We've improved immensely"

It's the last question of that press conference.

[jack_spain]

Judd has ruptured his medial ligament. Gone for the season and perhaps it's career over.

[sixpoints]

Judd's done his medial knee ligament and is probably out for the year!
boo hoo scum!

[Kristin5]

Ah, Carlton - the gift that just keeps on giving!

[think positive]

Guy on big footy says no more, 42 years, I'm done!

What was dtms oops? Can't find it

[Jezza]

There's more

And the sad thing is, MM probably has no idea how us supporters and members feel about our performances this year as he simply would not feel anything towards this club.

He will turn this team around, it will happen. He knows what he's doing, it's his job. But just don't expect him to feel what we are feeling at this moment.

We are just another place of employment for him.

What backward thinking playing Henderson - Waite - Rowe in the one forward line.

Pagan thinking....

Yes it was made nigh on impossible to win with no rotations for the last quarter. But fact is the game was lost well before that. Another heartless and insipid performance from a below average team which is sadly wearing the navy blue. I'm Very very angry and disappointed.

Going nowhere fast.

Hard to be optimistic for next year and unfortunately a few thereafter.

We probably need to clean the whole joint out and start again.

Malthouse, like Pagan, is not inspirational.

Another Pagan reference

5 mins into the last qtr, season on the line...and Captain Courageous is off for a rest.

Forget Arizona. Do a real preseason. Starting 15/09/2013

Sometimes I wish I could take the carlton out of me.

I want to be able to lose and not feel anything.
Nothing. Kaput. Would be great after this afternoon.


I'm sick of feeling this.

Hard to see how anyone can't see the change in the way we are being coached. We've gone from unpredictable but exciting, to predictable, plodding and uninspiring.

We haven't put in an excellent effort this season, the first time as such, since Pagan was involved.

Why am i not surprised by tonights efforts?
I am so over this group.
Scoreline flattered us.

Like Isaid elsewhere, not only did McGuire get rid of Malthouse, he talked us into taking him!
The ultimate Collingwood revenge. He must go to bed every night pissing himself laughing. Lets hope this is our boards final blunder.

The conspiracy theories have begun

Ratts may have been lacking in a lot of ways but at least he loved this club and it hurt his heart when he lost. It just hurts MM's ego.

We are officially crap and MM will not take us anywhere. He will rebuild the team into a 1980's-style dream team that will finish bottom half of the eight. Luckily he only has two years left.

2-3 years ago is another era?

Ratten built this shit... Malthouse has to fix it

I'll judge MM on next years performance

Were we expecting too much from MM?.....going by Ross Lyon and
Brendan Macartney and Ken Hinkley and Damien Hardwick................no we weren't....and I'm shattered.

As a Carlton supporter; I now feel gullible and a fool to expect more from MM than Ratts.

I expected REAL professionalism in our gameplan from a Premiership Coach....and I didn't expect it straight away at season start but......here we are at virtual season end....and we're also rans like last year......and our good players are even older; and our young kids are........?????

Ratten built a side that could play some excellent football and some absolute shite football. Enough excellent football to get us to three consecutive top 8 finishes though.

We haven't played any, not any at all, excellent football this year. We've played some okay football, just okay, and a lot of shite. Nothing at all to happy about.

2013 has been woeful, and it's entirely due to Malthouse's approach. He hasn't lost any stars, has had the opportunity to play Menzel as well, and has failed this year.

[The Pleasure]

[neil]

Dear Carlton

Eat shit and die!

Kindest regards

neil

[The Weed]

It's like there are a 100 Jack Spains over there at Tanking Carlton.

[The Weed]

It's like there are a 100 Jack Spains over there at Tanking Carlton.

[Mossi]

It's like there are a 100 Jack Spains over there at Tanking Carlton.

Now that description ........... paints the picture in detail and is as clear as dogs balls!

[laird]

My Scum supporting brother is busy emailing the club to cancel his membership and for Mick to shove his weekly email of excuses up his arse.

Lord knows this should not please me....

[MagpieBat]

[Nick - Pie Man]

My Scum supporting brother is busy emailing the club to cancel his membership and for Mick to shove his weekly email of excuses up his arse.

Lord knows this should not please me....

Long may it continue!

Is there anything we can do to keep the football gods on side? Would sacrificing a hundred oxen do the trick??

[jack_spain]

It's like there are a 100 Jack Spains over there at Tanking Carlton.

I know I'm kept busy, what with Saintsational as well, and lately I've been getting plenty of work on Bomberblitz. Not to mention BigFooty.