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Piesnchess wrote:THANKS HEAPS TO MAGPIE BAT AND JEZZA, for the magnificent job you guys do on this thread, you blokes are legends, and provide us with so, so many belly laughs and entertainment. Well done. !!!!
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Take a bow guys!


You've done well!
WE WERE ROBBED, RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME, RIGHT IN FRONT OF MEEE!

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I was shouted down earlier in the year when I pointed out that this is list is seriously overrated. The chickens have now come home to roost
Now you know for a fact that I moonlight on Tanking Carlton. :lol:
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swoop42 wrote:Mick's starting to look like the kernel.

I guess that's what Carlton is cooking.
:lol: I assume you mean Colonel Sanders.

Listen the Scum might be shit but our schools are shitter. :P
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Let's face it people she is the sole reason why Carlton stink. Can you imagine anything more demoralising that her walking into the rooms before the game?
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If she really is the reason for Carlton's demise, then I guess she does deserve the Victorian of the Year...
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No wonder old man pratt loved his hookers
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she looks a cross between et and a gremlin. Why do we play for some criminal cup
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Cant believe some scum fans on radio, prattling on that its virtually their god given right to throw everything at this kid with potential, tom boyd. Going on as if its only NATURAL that THEY get him, and prepared to offload Betts, Kruzer, yarran etc to get him. LOL. Don't these jerks realise its not 1987 anymore, and the Judd visy era is gone now. ALL teams will be in for this kid bigtime, offering plenty, what makes them think they can always win the race for stars ?? Their culture is shit anyway, always looking for the quick fix, thought the old man had a ready made flag team for him, now the dream is over, and even Madhouse would knoiw he has a lot of real work to do, and really, does not have the time for a rebuild. LOL
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Please Jack remove that picture...


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Brilliant piece of coaching by MM in the first quarter to remove Waite from the ground, thereby freeing up Ben Reid to go up forward.

Thanks MM, we know you still love us
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starting with 1 tall and 5 small forwards was 100% MnM.
sending the captain on with a pillow strapped to his head (he looked like he'd kist wolen up) was classic mick mayhem too
The master stroke was subbing-off that 1 tall forward after he'd been ground into the pitch by our attentive back-men and having no-one to replace him.

well done mick.
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die4pies wrote:Why wasn't the Dick Prick Cup awarded on the ground like ALL other cups are?
Cloke only has one glove and no-one else wanted to touch it either.
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Brenny wrote:One thing I will say.

Whilst we are in the 8 (**** yeah) Carlton, if they can finish 9th from here on, they could end up in the 8 if Essendon lose their points for the ADO9064 thing.

We need the filth to finish 10th or below.

Which means we need Adelaide, West Coast and North to win this weekend!

But the other issue I have is, if they finish near the bottom and if reports are true that GWS are interested in Yarren, then Carltons first round pick, especially if they end with a top 5-6, and Yarren could be enough for GWS pick 1 thus securing long life Carlton Fan, Tom Boyd!

THE HORROR!!!!!


FYI, I'm aware Carlton dropped to 10th last night on percentage.
I'm tipping a big finish to the year by the Kangaroos, who will finish as Ninth Melbourne.
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ANNODAM wrote:Please Jack remove that picture...


My eyes!!!! My eyes!!!!
Is that even human? I reckon Dick Pratt himself would look more alive from beyond the grave.
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