Laugh at Carlscum thread

[Piesnchess]

So, Madhouse is zip too three, and the Messiah has left the building !! LOL LOL

[ANNODAM]

And as Madonna would say... "Waiting for you, I'm waiting for you..."

[Deja Vu]

Mick will say it was the rotations that cost them for the third week in a row

[mattys123]

Nice joke off Twitter;

A knock-knock joke for your Carlton mates:

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Owen
Owen who?
0 and 3.

[MagpieBat]

More soft efforts lets them run through...

we are inept our players would rather push the ball in front of someone else than try and take responsibility

Switched off.

Now watching that shit.

God awful football Carlton.

And those umpires............. just pathetic.

Dont worry the umpire apologists will tell us they didnt affect the result, so its all good

Well I'm glad I got up at 0430 to watch that shite.

HOW !@#$%& DUMB ARE YOU FOOTBALLERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY DO THREE OF YOU GO TO TACKLE ONE SINGLE PLAYER AND LEAVE THE REST OUTSIDE THE PACKS TO MOP UP WHEN BALL COMES OUT????


FARRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK MEEEEEEEE DEADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Seriously we are sooooooooooooooo dumb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yyyyyyyeeeeeessssssss yyyyooooooouuuuuuu aaaaaaarrrreeeeee!!!

Lucas shits his pants

Three weeks in, and already I'm sick of "honourable losses"

Losses I can handle. But losing THE SAME WAY every time, is driving me to drink.

RIP 2013.

the scoreline can get !@#$%&

that was extremely shit

I have an idea.

Someone should tell the players there are four quarters in a game and that each one has a time on period that also counts as playing time.

Then maybe they'll realize they have to play for 100 mins instead of about 80.

Same shit, different day.

Nothing will be learned, same mistakes will be made next week, and we'll be told again "we're getting there"

My big question is how did Geelong get sooooooooooo much space?

I thought MM was good at killing opposition space?

Very upsetting second half

If we go 0-5 we can still make it mathematically. All we have to do is win 14 of the next 17 games!

If nothing else this game style shows up just how bad Simpson is when he's not front running.

The guy is a one man momentum killer. Was there any passage he didn't completely !@#$%& up in attack, was there one passage he didn't !@#$%& the dog when we didn't hve the ball.

And for !@#$%& sake squeal at the ump when the play is stopped, not hen you can still be involved in the play.

and shave that flower beard off ya flower.!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some of you blokes are kidding if your happy with that...
We are a shocking team, full stop..
Maybe we are uncoachable... Players either ain't listening or were just really bad at implementing.

We can kick plenty of goals. Shame we can't stop them.

As I said in the game day thread, physically soft, mentally weak. Won't win many games with that combination.

Can someone explain to me what MM is actually trying to achieve? What is our style of play? Our game plan? Clearly isn't defensive orientated. They had over 100 points to 3 qtr time.

Simpson has been a good player but he has been atrocious ths ear.

Start with !@#$%& off the beard Simmo!

Just start there please

More shortly...

[Piesnchess]

^ Looks like the Scum fans patience with Madhouse is wearing thin. LOL

[MagpieBat]

We play dumb football.

Most think season 2013 is over fair enough so do i

Is it time to play some of our kids get them ready and up to speed for 2014

Is it time to make some hard calls at season end on some players who have some
trade value and draft what we lack

dont think it would mm's game to be so so so so so loose and leave so much space

Perspective people.

Our arch nemesis the Suns are 0 and 3.

We'll still finish higher than them, then we can get that bronze statue of Mick down at Visy.

and the three squib efforts were particularly pleasing.

Each one was a guaranteed inside 50.

Don't think I've ever seen that many in one game, including amateurs.

We dont have the cattle to win a flag. Not yet. No dominating forward, the backline is not cohesive and lacks a little talent in some areas, and the fringe players are still that - fringe.

This game has helped me to see the light. Next year will be a good year if we trade well and young players improve. This year will not be.

Head case city at end of second quarter and third quarter
Sick of being intimidated by hawks cats collingwood
How many bloody easy goals did they get
No one in forward line will take responsibility always want to dish it off if more than 45 meters out
Keep losing close games
Lose when in front at three quarter time
Lose when we are behind
Sick of being close honourable losses are still losses
Lucky it's Mick any other coach would be under extreme pressure
Bad kicking for goal as usual

We haven't been this bad since pre ratts

[MagpieBat]

Lucas was a liability tonight. Cons far outweighed the pros. Refuses to put his body on the line and it stands out like dogs balls.

AJ is a goer but is simply not up to it. Sam for Davies.

Have always loved Simmo but FMD he is !@#$%& terrible at the moment.

The problem is we are so easy to score against and we still cannot halt any sort of run on.

Can forgot about finals this year.

Thought AW was great tonight. Except for that last dropped mark...

And as solid as Judd was, why is he so hesitant to tackle?

At this point, Gibbs can piss off too. Soft as butter with no intensity whatsoever.

Hope we get another good peptide story in the papers tomorrow.....

We will be right when Waite gets back

When is he back again lol

I dont post alot, but I do have to have to say Simmo has been my favourite for a long time but to see him tonight sulking and not puttting in at all, was devastating and to see gibbs play the way he played....

a statement has to be made, and these 2 need to go and play in the bullants....terrible!!!! and carrots is on the border of joining them

Oh, it's beautiful, isn't it?

[Donny]

[swoop42]

Carlton will lose next week against the eagles but I expect them to then win the next 5 as they have a pretty easy run expect for Adelaide.

They'll be 5-4 heading into the game against Essendon IMO.

Of course if they are 4-5 or worse I'll be very happy.

[Piesnchess]

^ ANY team stonger than the hapless Deeeees are a good chance of beating the Scum. !

[Didaksgoal]

Love your work, MagpieBat. Some good laughs in those quotes.

Go the Pies

[stoliboy]

[KenH]

Nice joke off Twitter;

A knock-knock joke for your Carlton mates:

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Owen
Owen who?
0 and 3.

Love it!!

[Mugwump]

Knock knock
Who's there?
Norton.....