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Jezza wrote:
Piesnchess wrote:Jeeez, arent they a touchy mob over at the Scums site on Bigfooty. ?? A scum fan whingeing about how badly his mob have deteriorated, said "WE havent played well since we thrashed Collingwood " In reply, I pointed out to this jerk that they beat a half strength Pies team, crippled with injuries, that lost Ball during the game. True ?
YET, I then get a private email message from their mod, called Old dark Navy blue, who has issued me with a "Minor Infraction" reading - "We are not interested in cheap shots, it is disrespectful and has no place on an Oppositions team board. This infraction is worth one point, and may lead to restricted access to this board. "

CAN you believe it, I tell the truth, and the sad bastards crack the shits. What a bunch of f-ing tossers. ! What a pathetic joke they really are. !
Why you're on Bigfooty is the question I have to ask. It's hard to discuss football rationally with other people that hate Collingwood.

That's why Nicks is such a good forum to discuss footy.

However getting a private message is stupid. It just proves they're a bunch of whingebags. :lol:

:lol: Mate i rarely go over there, but i just wanted a good laugh at their site and whingeing fans going nuts, very entertaining. ! Look, im not good at links, but just go to Bigfooty, the Carlton team site, fan site, and its under the topic " Autopsy Carlton v Port post game thread " Its on one of the last pages, and im under Piesnchess, as usual. ! 8)

Could you link me to this thread, I actually want to read what you said.
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^ Whoops, sorry mate, mixed that up a bit, my post is just above yours, bottom of page.
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Some more chunder from TankingCarlton.com:

"the players the coaches should have their eyes wired open and made to watch replays and replays of this game for the pain the supporters had to endure watching this crap. 3 goals in 3 qrts....... no heart....."

"What a useless, soft bunch of fumble-wanks. looked utterly pathetic out there."

"Is this a season defining loss?"

"Lost every key stat. Lost every quarter...wtf?"

"Get out of my club Ratts and take
Sticks
Hughes
Cord
Riley

And any other fcked responsible for this sh1t with you."

"I feel like a richmond of old supporter absolutely undeniably the worst piece of &()!!!! Performance ive seen. "

"no guts, pathetic. they can start planning their september holidays now.
glad i watched melbourne's last quarter win against bummers - showed us what heart was all about."

"Just a horrific result for the cfc. Top 4 is gone. Another heartless, soft and weak as piss performance. I'm not sure anybody. In that team can be happy with that result. Basically, a result which makes me question my loyalty to this club. That in itself makes me furious!"

"The last coach lost the players.
This coach has lost the players.
The next coach will lose the players."

"!@#$%& this shit. I no longer give a !@#$%&. There are so many other things that are better than watching that shit.

For those of you who stick around, make sure Synbad is President by the end of the year, at least there will be someone who knows his arse from his elbow running the place.

A big !@#$%& you to those who have ruined our club."

"FMD! we have gone backwards at a rate of knots this year. peaked in round 3, and thought the rest of the year would be a cakewalk. at least the old (misplaced) Carlton arrogance is back!"

"rattens words at quarter time as soon as he said we need to slow the play down
i knew we were fuc@#$"

"What a pathetic and spineless display and useless coaching performance by Ratten tonight. You can talk about injuries but the complete lack of effort by most of the players tonight and, in most of the big matches this year is profoundly disturbing. I have been a Ratten supporter in the past but the way the team is playing is terrible. There is no spirit and definitely no heart. I cannot see us making the finals this year and now have serious doubts as to whether Ratten can take us any further. God help us with what will probably happen when we play Geelong next week at Etihad where there is no room for anyone to hide.

I know it is fashionable to blame the coach but, this team is playing in the same manner as when the finally sacked Pagan. You have to wonder, if this keeps on will Ratten last the year out?"

"That was a poorly-prepared side who were poorly coached, and most tellingly, don't particularly seem to hurt when we lose. It's all a bit too 'comfortable' and pleasant, really."

"We are the new Richmond. Nobody has the balls to demand success."

"On a perfect night for Brock he proved, yet again, that we made a mistake."

"Carlton look like a team that is playing with no desire or belief. If you didn't know better you'd think we were 14th in the final round of the season looking at the half hearted and uninterested effort the team is putting in."

"Ratts presser says it all. NFI whatsoever."

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Collingwood 4 eternity »

Ratts "Hey Browny , can I ask you something in confidence"

Browny "Whats that Ratts ?"

Ratts "Browny , in your opnion , do you think that we are on the right track at Carlton"

Browny "For sure Ratts" *cough*

Ratts "Cheers Browny"

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I think Ratts Hey Browny can he or she ask you something in confidence

Browny what is a lot of things.
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Collingwood 4 eternity wrote:Ratts "Hey Browny , can I ask you something in confidence"

Browny "Whats that Ratts ?"

Ratts "Browny , in your opnion , do you think that we are on the right track at Carlton"

Browny "For sure Ratts" *cough*

Ratts "Cheers Browny"

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Is it possibe that Rowdy, Richo and Willo are really just Manchurian Candidates in their roles at Carlton, cleverly sent-in undercover to sabotage Carlton and return to Collingwood to be welcomed as conquering heroes?

Oh Eddie, you've done it again. Genius, I tells ya, genius! :lol:
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Ratten is the worst coach in the AFL... lets make sure he stays at the scum.

Should be coach for life
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Their soft run has ended too. Cats, hawks, Weagles and us next four games for them. Their streak may have started. Losing streak that is. Could be struggling to stay in the 8. Ha ha!!!!
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Notice the common theme amongst all those posts from Blues fans?

It's all the coaches fault. Sack Ratts.

The players get away scott free and always have at that club. What makes me laugh most is that your average Blues supporter thinks they have a premiership winning list and should be winning premierships by the truckload.

Is there a word for shared delusion on such a grand scale?
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Just wasted about 45 min reading the Carlton threads on big footy, I almost feel sorry for them......almost!
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had a bit of fun on there this morning :)
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Piesnchess wrote:Jeeez, arent they a touchy mob over at the Scums site on Bigfooty. ?? A scum fan whingeing about how badly his mob have deteriorated, said "WE havent played well since we thrashed Collingwood " In reply, I pointed out to this jerk that they beat a half strength Pies team, crippled with injuries, that lost Ball during the game. True ?
YET, I then get a private email message from their mod, called Old dark Navy blue, who has issued me with a "Minor Infraction" reading - "We are not interested in cheap shots, it is disrespectful and has no place on an Oppositions team board. This infraction is worth one point, and may lead to restricted access to this board. "

CAN you believe it, I tell the truth, and the sad bastards crack the shits. What a bunch of f-ing tossers. ! What a pathetic joke they really are. !
Piesnchess you are obviously not trying hard enough. Any decent Pies supporter would have received a red card on BF at some stage. Lift your game.I have but I don't play on there anymore - hypocrisy to the extreme. :)
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Post by yin-YANG »

Bwahahhahahaha

Soft as butter they are... to the core! :)

I like how they blame the coach - and when the new coach eventually arrives and they eventually start to slip - as butter does - then they will only start to realise how truly weak their players are ... meanwhile the Pies with Bucks at the helm will have a few more flags in the kitty :)
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Butter is embarrassed with the comparison
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