Laugh at Carlscum thread

[stui magpie]

Quote of the night in talkingcarlton gameday thread

Watching Gibbs put his head over the ball, as there was no-one else 5m near the ball for us, was the hesitation you'd normally see of someone forced to eat their own shit.

They are good aren't they. When they're winning Gibbs is a superstar, when they're losing all their supporters reckon he's as soft as a junket sandwich, crusts removed.

[John Wren]

http://www.talkingcarlton.com/phpBB3/vi ... =2&t=31381

can we get one of these for spin and his cronies?

[Johnno75]

While I was laughing hard (especially in the 2nd half), I was crying at the same time watching the mob we have to take on in 6 days time.

[yin-YANG]

Blooze were absolutely smashed - a couple of injuries and they are stuggling - along with everyone figuring them out... tackle them hard - give em no space and watch em turn to water!

Crows are in great form - they will fall away towards the end of the year though, but for now this is huge task for the pies - seems we will be the underdogs - a tag we enjoy when playing in SA

GO PIES!!!

[stui magpie]

http://www.talkingcarlton.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=31381

can we get one of these for spin and his cronies?

Could they at least use white text on the blue background? Fkn horrible looking site, inhabited by squinty eyed imbeciles.

[swooper]

So, so happy..!! Da da da da da da.....!! HAHAHAHA

[ClokingDevice]

It's like Christmas in my underpants

[ANNODAM]

Gibbs is SO overrated, it isn't funny!

Don't forget Kruezer. Poor mans josh Fraser.

Come on now, that's not a nice thing to say about pimply vagina lips...

[ClokingDevice]

Great headline


Crows rip Blues to shreds

by Jon Ralph

[MagpieBat]

Some more nice ones from the TankingCarlton crew:

"Utter Garbage."

"Found out all I needed to know about our players and coaches today. Right now we are a rabble. Crisis time for the whole club. Going backwards at a rate of knots and seemingly clueless to do anything about it."

"If they don't do something like that then they're not serious. Time to rebuild, as hard as it is to take, and just when we were fooled into thinking a golden era had begun."

"Giving away those early draft picks for second rate player the club is starting to be found out weak our list is"

"Right now Bryce Squibbs can flap off to the VFL until he decides if he wants to be a footballer. Him and Jack Watts can compare each others 4s on their jumpers and toss a coin as to who is more lost as a footballer."

"They are far too comfortable. It's harder to get dropped from this team than it is from the Australian Cricket team."

"Losingn Fev has really bitten us, big time."

"Not sure the players really care enough. Looking fwd to seeing them tweet this week about their new haircuts and the nab results!"

"We are totally undisciplined... Were a one trick pont. I reckon Gibbs is a gun!!! A new coach would breathe life into him. Ratts has done his dash just as we have outside gameplan dashing. Nothing about what we do is balanced." (I assume this person meant 'one-trick pony' instead, but that's Scumbaggers for ya', not a single brain cell among 'em!)

"Recruiting has been an unmitigated disaster in the last 5 years. Anybody who can sell me a bright future with the current list should be selling catholocism to the mexicans. Average players AT BEST: Bower, McLean, Russell, Grigg, Hampson, Armfield, Warnock."

"Right now Carlton remind me of Adelaide last year, lacking confidence, dispirited, looking lost and confused, giving every indication that the coach has lost them." (the media will ignore such talk, of course, because from amongst the top 8 teams, only Collingwood should sack its coach.)

"Who'd want to play fwd for us right now the way we deliver it inside 50. Crucifixion."

[Piethagoras' Theorem]

"Right now Bryce Squibbs can flap off to the VFL until he decides if he wants to be a footballer. Him and Jack Watts can compare each others 4s on their jumpers and toss a coin as to who is more lost as a footballer."

LOL

[obleex]

Murphy injured.

That's a shame.

He won't be flipping our fans the bird anymore

This. I hope it really f***ing hurt.

[Monco Matt]

Just letting you all know that Dumpling my carrier pigeon has just returned from Visy Park with a note from Browny, Willo & Richo. Note states "Phase 2 of Operation 'Bruise Free Blues' has been successfully implemented, ladder now corrected. Moving to Phase 3, waiting for replacement uniform, baby blue out, hot pink in.The agent from Scotland continues to impress. Tell 'Xub' the visual subliminal infiltration is in effect, we no longer use colour TV's here." Not sure what that all means, but the boys are doing their jobs as expected.

[Piesnchess]

HOW a former Collingwood CAPTAIN, Gavin brown, can continue to stay with these useless wannabee flogs, is beyond me. ! Yes, I know he needs to make a quid, but his resume is not going well serving these gutless wankers. !!
How both he, and Leigh Brown, must both wish they were back with the Mighty Magpies, and not stuck with two utter Rabble outfits.!

[Pa Marmo]

I can't even begin to express how much I am enjoying this thread. This is a seriously enjoyable place in time, once they finish dying we get to watch the corpse rot, oh the joy.